Angelo Kerman Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Make her a test pilot and crash the plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 (edited) On 4/18/2018 at 10:22 AM, Mrcarrot said: And Jeb's Junkyard was likely shut down for A) Making spaceship parts out of junk and B) Withholding information regarding nuclear research involved in powering an amphibious vehicle A is Bargain Rocket Parts, Inc.. Jeb's Junkyard uses junk to help make rocket parts. So, the BRP Space Box is literally made of cardboard, but an FL-T400 is partly made of strong scrap metal, constructed with immaculate precision. That's why FL-T400's are expensive and Space Boxes so cheap. Edited April 20, 2018 by HansonKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 18 hours ago, TeslaPenguin1 said: Should we ground her and give her a time out as well? 19 hours ago, obney kerman said: Well I won't stand for this suppressing of the free market! POOF THE GRAND KERBAL!!! Wait, we're Kerbals, we're a peaceful people. Uuh... GIVE THE GRAND KERBAL A STERN TALKING TO!!! Both of those. 14 hours ago, roboslacker said: Send her on a flight. A long transoceanic flight. On a plane lacking the necessary range for said long flight. And put Gem, Val, and Jeb in the cockpit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatastrophicFailure Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 G... give her a fair and impartial trial in a neutral location, by an unbiased jury of her peers, and only if convicted remand her to a diversionary program and monitored therapy so she can learn to deal with her antisocial behavior, anger issues, nascent fear of abandonment, and tendency toward insensitive microaggressions all while learning useful skills and sustainable living practices so that she can rejoin society as a whole person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeronRocketry Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 2 hours ago, CatastrophicFailure said: G... give her a fair and impartial trial in a neutral location, by an unbiased jury of her peers, and only if convicted remand her to a diversionary program and monitored therapy so she can learn to deal with her antisocial behavior, anger issues, nascent fear of abandonment, and tendency toward insensitive microaggressions all while learning useful skills and sustainable living practices so that she can rejoin society as a whole person? Oh gosh, can we Simple Wikipedia this? Kerbals cannot handle complicate language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peabody Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Napoleon ended up on St. Helena... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeslaPenguin1 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 16 minutes ago, The Dunatian said: Napoleon ended up on St. Helena... So should Samantha end up on St. Kelena? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 1 hour ago, TeslaPenguin1 said: So should Samantha end up on St. Kelena? I believe you mean Dres. It's the best Kerbal equivalent there is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithobrake Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Samantha doesn't believe in krakens. Maybe we should show her one, and give her a firsthand experience! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 13 hours ago, Lithobrake said: Samantha doesn't believe in krakens. Maybe we should show her one, and give her a firsthand experience! Or tie this into imprisonment by leaving her on Bop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 16 hours ago, TeslaPenguin1 said: So should Samantha end up on St. Kelena? No, have her end up on Kerfrica Northwest Island. And then take her to the old, abandoned Ionic Symphonic Protonic Electronics KSC from forever ago (in my KSCSwitcher Launchsites.cfg. It's part of Operation-Colonize, before Kerbals were peaceful. But I guess you could make it with KK.), then rebuild its VAB, and send her to Tekto. Of course, that would be Members: 5 for the Krakens... Hmm. 15 minutes ago, Mrcarrot said: Or tie this into imprisonment by leaving her on Bop... Yeah, and make her jump on it. It will be so caked in dry slime, there will be no denying it! But... That'll make her believe everyone is safe.... hmm. Let us think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 20 hours ago, CatastrophicFailure said: G... give her a fair and impartial trial in a neutral location, by an unbiased jury of her peers, and only if convicted remand her to a diversionary program and monitored therapy so she can learn to deal with her antisocial behavior, anger issues, nascent fear of abandonment, and tendency toward insensitive microaggressions all while learning useful skills and sustainable living practices so that she can rejoin society as a whole person? Um... I think I know what you mean???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 I would like to compile a collection of the ideas regarding Samantha Kerman: Poof her Give her a stern talking-to Ground her and give her a time-out Put her in the backseat of a highly maneuverable plane piloted by Gem Send her on a transoceanic flight on a plane lacking the necessary range for said flight One-way trip to space Make her a test pilot and crash the plane Give her a fair and impartial trial in a neutral location, by an unbiased jury of her peers, and only if convicted remand her to a diversionary program and monitored therapy so she can learn to deal with her antisocial behavior, anger issues, nascent fear of abandonment, and tendency toward insensitive microaggressions all while learning useful skills and sustainable living practices so that she can rejoin society as a whole person Imprisonment on Bop or Dres (I just came up with this one) Put her in a highly experimental ship with an infinite improbability drive and run the drive until something bad happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Just now, Mrcarrot said: (I just came up with this one) Put her in a highly experimental ship with an infinite improbability drive and run the drive until something bad happens Like something essential (oxygen filter, infinite snack assembler, the whole ship, Samantha) turns into banana fruitcake. Give her a 15 or 16 minute time-out. (I hope someone knows what I'm talking about...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, HansonKerman said: Like something essential (oxygen filter, infinite snack assembler, the whole ship, Samantha) turns into banana fruitcake. Not what I had in mind... but I like it! Note to self: make the Infinite Improbability Drive do that Edited April 20, 2018 by Mrcarrot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 1 hour ago, HansonKerman said: Give her a 15 or 16 minute time-out. (I hope someone knows what I'm talking about...) You mean de-existing her for 15 minutes, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatastrophicFailure Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Hmm. After all this speculation, it will be an interesting twist if this Samantha actually turns out to be a thoroughly decent Kerman being with the best of intentions who’s just grossly misread the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSK Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrcarrot said: (I just came up with this one) Put her in a highly experimental ship with an infinite improbability drive and run the drive until something bad happens "Oh no," said Samantha. "Not again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 2 hours ago, roboslacker said: You mean de-existing her for 15 minutes, right? Um, no. I mean I time-out for 15-16 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted April 20, 2018 Author Share Posted April 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, HansonKerman said: Um, no. I mean I time-out for 15-16 minutes. He's going to get a good time out... fifteen... sixteen minutes... As spoken by Jeff Foxworthy (Meep), Phineas and Ferb episode "Meepless in Seattle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeronRocketry Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Just Jim said: He's going to get a good time out... fifteen... sixteen minutes... As spoken by Jeff Foxworthy (Meep), Phineas and Ferb episode "Meepless in Seattle." Has anybody realized that kerbals are Ferbs without noses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Just Jim said: He's going to get a good time out... fifteen... sixteen minutes... As spoken by Jeff Foxworthy (Meep), Phineas and Ferb episode "Meapless in Seattle." Yes! I knew someone knew what I meant! Do that to Samantha! She's gonna get a good time out now... 15, 17 minutes -Whoever feels brave enough to challenge the Grand Kerbal... or, 2 hours ago, CatastrophicFailure said: Hmm. After all this speculation, it will be an interesting twist if this Samantha actually turns out to be a thoroughly decent Kerman being with the best of intentions who’s just grossly misread the situation. Gasp! Just now, HeronRocketry said: Has anybody realized that kerbals are Ferbs without noses? Gasp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted April 20, 2018 Author Share Posted April 20, 2018 (edited) OK, looks like I'm gonna be busy a little longer than anticipated... but it's all good. In the meantime, please, keep the suggestions for what to do with Samantha coming! This is fun, and I do think I'll use them in the next chapter... one way or another. 54 minutes ago, HansonKerman said: Yes! I knew someone knew what I meant! Do that to Samantha! She's gonna get a good time out now... 15, 17 minutes Yeah, I knew instantly, but I was waiting to see if anyone else did. Oh, and I'm running out of likes for today... so if I missed anyone, I'll catch up. Edited April 20, 2018 by Just Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Just Jim said: OK, looks like I'm gonna be busy a little longer than anticipated... but it's all good. In the meantime, please, keep the suggestions for what to do with Samantha coming! This is fun, and I do think I'll use them in the next chapter... one way or another. Yeah, I knew instantly, but I was waiting to see if anyone else did. Oh, and I'm running out of likes for today... so if I missed anyone, I'll catch up. Oh, and, by the way, it's usually spelled "Meep", but in "The Chronicles of Meap", and "Meapless in Seattle", it is clearly spelled "Meap". Sorry if I sound aggressive. I am honestly not trying to be. It's nice to see another Phineas and Ferb fan out there. Who knows what "Ferb" is short for? On a completely unrelated note, I'm listening to "Following Stanley", again! Gotta go through all 10 hours! Wait... OK, looks like I'm gonna be busy a little longer than anticipated... but it's all good. In the meantime, please, keep the suggestions for what to do with Samantha coming! This is fun, and I do think I'll use them in the next chapter... one way or another. Busy for what? Stop sleeping! We want more Emiko! Edited April 20, 2018 by HansonKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, HansonKerman said: Who knows what "Ferb" is short for? Not me, for sure. I doubt they ever let anyone know, as it was referenced in two episode and he was cut off before he could say what it was short for... and yes, I have seen every P&F episode, at least every one available on Netflix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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