Destroy a Space Mission

[kerbiloid]

They found a minefield.

Tourists on Minmus.

[SkyFall2489]

the tourists "accidentally" hit the stage button 60 seconds after launch. They all survive, but the crew do not...

 

Jool - 5 with an SSTA and an externally launched Tylo lander that is pushed to Tylo by the SSTA. (I actually did this mission some time ago)

[Singhnaut]

The docking port for the lander is under the engines

Just now, Singhnaut said:

The docking port for the lander is under the engines

sorry, quoted you so you got a notification

[kerbiloid]

The board computer has been spammed with forum notificatios, and the ship crashes into asteroid.

Several crewhumans survived.

[Maria Sirona]

...a meteoroid crashing into their spacecraft. Unfortunately the meteoroid destroyed all of the fuel tanks and the crewhumans are stranded

 

 

I launch a communication satellite to Mars, to supply communications services for landers on the planet's surface

[Abel Military Services]

You forget to build a rocket. 

I'm gonna build a SAM base in KSC. 

[kerbiloid]

Kerbals forgot to install Kerbal Konstruct.
All your bases are theirs are not anymore.

A KSP player appeared in the Mk1 command pod when SRB is already  running.

[Abel Military Services]

The Mk1 command pod doesn't have parachutes.

I let Jeb walk on Kerbin.

 

[Maria Sirona]

That's not a mission, therefore you have failed at missioning

 

 

I send a spaceprobe to study the Sun

Edited February 21, 2022 by Maria Sirona

[Singhnaut]

1 hour ago, Maria Sirona said:

That's not a mission, therefore you have failed at missioning

 

 

I send a spaceprobe to study the Sun

You forget to deploy the solar panels before timewarping. 

Linus sends a rover to Duna to get an exotic sandwich

[Maria Sirona]

1 hour ago, Singhnaut said:

You forget to deploy the solar panels before timewarping

Everybody is giving me lazy answers }:(

[Scarecrow71]

2 hours ago, Singhnaut said:

Linus sends a rover to Duna to get an exotic sandwich

First, you forgot to put a probe core on the rover, so you need Kerbals on this mission.  Of course, the Kerbals are all incompetent and cannot drive the rover, especially when you gave it no steering controls.  Oh, they can go in a straight line, but the deli is to your right.  Speaking of the deli, it's closed right now for repairs.  It is scheduled to open in a few months once the repairs are done, so you can sit and wait outside the door for a while to get the sandwich.  Oh, what kind of sandwich did you want?  Yeah, fresh out of the ingredients for that.

I have a probe with a scanner on it that I'll be sending to Duna and Gilly to map the terrain for ore deposits.  It is currently connected to my orbiting space station at 150km above Kerbin, and will be docking with Mars II shortly.

[kerbiloid]

You realized that Gilly is an Eve moon. Too late, you are at the Dune now.

 

1 hour ago, Maria Sirona said:

2 hours ago, Singhnaut said:

You forget to deploy the solar panels before timewarping

Everybody is giving me lazy answers }:(

It's from mercy,

Nobody wants to tell you that forgot to deploy them after hitting the control panel with head, when your helmet was smashed by a steel bar, when your ship had collided with a 20 m big asteroid, because your navigation system was blinded for a second by gamma photons caused by the galactic cosmis radiation.

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A rocket to LEO with a stratospheric balloon cabin as the command pod.

[DunaManiac]

It lacks enough heat shielding.

An interstellar vessel with the capability to create a small colony in one go.

 

Edited February 21, 2022 by DunaManiac

[Abel Military Services]

You don't have enough Delta-v to lift off. 

I play Apollo 13. 

[kerbiloid]

Connection lost.

A Minmus orbital rotavator throws your capsule towards Mun.

[Kerbal Productions]

No EC, lol.

I charge my warp drive and point to Kepsilon Kirilani.

[Scarecrow71]

Ooh, too bad you only have stock parts.

I install Kopernicus and head for Duna.

[Kerbal Productions]

Fatal warning!

I arrive at my destination and start my descent.

[kerbiloid]

You forgot to switch the MechJeb mode.

A tourist lander has landed at the coastline of the acid lake next to the volcano.

[Abel Military Services]

You forget to take a ladder.

Use a poodle to cook Kerbals.

[Kerbal Productions]

They run away.

I deploy my parachutes on Tritae and ready for landing

[Maria Sirona]

Unfortunately your spacecraft happens to land on at the very edge of a crater, which as anyone who has landed on the Mun will know is a rather steep place. The spacecraft tips over as the angle is too great, and is completely destroyed...

 

 

I send a rescue vessel to rescue the poor kerbonauts stranded on Tritae

[Kerbal Productions]

You use a warp drive, yet the kraken hates it and pierce it to pieces. More kerbals stranded, but this time, it's impossible to rendezvous.

I land my base successfully and prepare for future arrivals

[Admiral Fluffy]

You miss the landing and you didn't quicksave.

Basic Mun landing.