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Star Was: the exciting story of a star that once existed!

Edit: just saw that someone already did that one. Oh well...

Phineas and Ferb: Cross the 2nd Dimension: A movie in which Phineas and Ferb must cross the second dimension in order to have the best day ever....

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11 hours ago, YNM said:

Mooraker

You gave me some terrible ideas...

Oldfinger: a perverse criminal haunts the streets of a city. All the evidence leads to an old narcissistic businessman, but is he really the culprit?

or

Never Say Ever Again: an ignorant and optimistic character discovers the harsh reality of life and plunges into alcoholism.

For Your Eye Only: a group of retarded teenagers are lost like many others on a deserted road and end up in a lost hole, inhabited by a strange one-eyed person.

License to ill: documentary on the pharmaceutical industries and the growing dependence of the modern societies on their products.

The Word Is Not Enough: a young naive discovers the corrupt world of politics, where only words count and not the actions.

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Casio Royale Casino Royale rewritten to fit into a lot of exclusive watchmaker product placement, thanks to production budget shortage.

Otopussy : A particularly attractive East German automaker magnate, with ambitions to conduct as many terror as possible.

OldenEye : James Bond vs. the old M, turned evil after learning his true family history.

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On 12/19/2016 at 11:56 PM, LN400 said:

A Toy Tory: A doll in suit and tie teaches carefree kids about the joys of hard work.

Oh lord !

Toy Tory 2 : Chronicles in the life of a Scottish Conservative MP.

Toy Tory 3 : When people woke up and vote Labour, what happens to the Tories ?

 

Also :

The Chronicles of Riddik : Evasive action on word censor.

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The Ma with the Golden Gun: When an inventor creates an ultra-high efficiency solar cell, and is killed by an Oil Tycoon afraid of his invention, the inventor's mother melts down her jewelry and makes a gun from it. She then uses the gun to deliver justice to her son''s killer. 

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Ross of Iron: a fool named Ross accidentally discovers an economic flaw and becomes more than rich; he remains a fool and will pay the price.

Lien Resurrection: desperate citizens elect with great hope a new head of state, however their hopes are short-lived...

The Bast: toxic fibers invade the atmosphere and kill all humans. As in On the Beach, and still less stupid than the films from M. Knight Shralalayan's (never can remember his real name).

Peed 2 - Cruise Control: experimental film of a man trapped in the cabin of a low-cost carrier's aircraft, and where the restrooms have been removed for more seats.

The Boy with Green Air: documentary on the new legal recreational drug abuse.

 

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17 hours ago, XB-70A said:

Ross of Iron

I thought that'd be the Yorkshire of the Sotts XD

17 hours ago, XB-70A said:

Peed 2 - Cruise Control

Thoughy of that one, just felt it's a bit risque.

Anyway :

Hoe Alone : An elderly lone farmer in North Dakota.

The Dark Night : Batman film, re-set against the backdrop of a smog-y London night.

The Fault in Our Tars : An animated film based off Sam Logan's epic webcomic. (10% comissions, yeah ?)

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Super Xpress 109: strange but interesting "train" movie like only the Japaneses are making.

The Ofence: docufiction about the fall of standard aurthografic knowledge.

Office Pace: the adventures of a civil servant trying to kill the time at work.

Murder in Pace: the civil servant is fired after a budget cut and decided to get revenge.

 

1 hour ago, YNM said:

The Dark Night : Batman film, re-set against the backdrop of a smog-y London night.

Followed by Hell Comes to Fogtown.

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Apocalypse No: One man's dangerous mission to assassinate the four horsemen.

WALL: The story of a brick.

I Am Not Your Nero: A funny thing happens on the way to the forum. Hilarity ensues.

Caro: The life and times of the LBJ biographer.

12 Years a Slav: One man's quest to squat throughout Russia.

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Dante's Pea : Trying to escape the investation of fast-growing giant peas in a remote Carribean volcanic island.

EDIT : Also :

A Quiet Lace : An... "arousing" scene.

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You only lie twice: In a dystopian future, anybody who lies more than once is executed.

Loan's run:  In the year 2274, the remenants of humanity live withing a sealed shelter. When Logan's crippling debt begins the catch up with him, he must escape the city.

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The Fanastic Four: adoring their idol so much, four fans come up with a plan to murder him and make him memorable forever.

 

The Big Ban: a student finds with horror the tendency of history to eternally recur, while decisions and rights granted to previous generations are violated and the world is returning to primary times.

 

Talker: an aphasic person is guided through the Zone by a man known as the "Guide" in order to reach the legendary Wish Granter which should allow him to acquire speech.

... OK I admit it, the scenario is the same than the original.

 

Killer Tomatoes Trike Back: horrible murders are committed in a small provincial town, but there are common points: the victims all died suffocating by forceful injections of tomatoes, and fine traces of tires are always present around their bodies.

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45 minutes ago, XB-70A said:

Killer Tomatoes Trike Back: horrible murders are committed in a small provincial town, but there are common points: the victims all died suffocating by forceful injections of tomatoes, and fine traces of tires are always present around their bodies.

That one made me laugh.

Captain America: The Winter Solder

When a bunch of former pedants create solder optimized for use in cold weather conditions, Captain America must desert Shield to end the madness. Also, he blows up a multi-trillion dollar helicarrier prototype to cover his escape.

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Mad Ma: Mother gets mad (in a post-apocalyptic world)

The Rad Warrior: This warrior is totally rad, man! Plus, he fights with radiators, so you really don't want to get up in his grill, man!

Mad Ma: Beyond Thunderdom. The original Mad Ma becomes a very loud dominatrix.... 

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The Silence of the Labs : A movie about murders happening across laboratories. Or is it ?

To Kill A Moking Bird : How to handle widespread ignorance. (moke) (I just realize this is potentially a reverse of the original story)

One Thousand and One Nighs : The story of a horse rancher and his daily routine.

Our Name : When two person learns they're one and the same.

Waned : A "retired" marksmen, helping officers in solving a crime. (that's a film somewhere already I think).

Orro : A film about the other one.

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