How to Be Evil!

[Omegagoldfish]

2/10 not specified to explode when touched.

 

I set an orphanage on fire because they were having their annual Christmas song-and-dance routine.

[GDJ]

6 minutes ago, Omegagoldfish said:

I set an orphanage on fire because they were having their annual Christmas song-and-dance routine.

 

[Omegagoldfish]

Mislabeling things is the best.

What's funny is that it really does explode when you pull the trigger.

Edited September 11, 2016 by Omegagoldfish

[GDJ]

No, what would be evil is the extinguisher refilled with Nitrous Oxide.

The victims die laughing.

Edited September 11, 2016 by GDJ

[Omegagoldfish]

1 minute ago, GDJ said:

No, what would be funny is the extinguisher refilled with NO2.

The victims die laughing.

Why not pure oxygen? Nice refreshing breeze, anyone?

 

Also can someone rate the other two things I made?

Edited September 11, 2016 by Omegagoldfish

[GDJ]

Oh sorry.

7/10 for both. I'd use them (if I was a raging Psychopath that is...)

[Dark Junior]

0/10 No evil
Think about your tongue

[SpannerMonkey(smce)]

The ultimate marine engineers evil, wait patiently until your buddy has finished his latest engine rebuild, comment on how good it looks, and the moment he turns his back just place a valve cotter tucked up against the sump,( this little part if not fitted has the possibility of completely wrecking an engine) and quietly walk away, some sort time later the air will fill with obscenities as your buddy proceeds to strip the top off the recently rebuilt engine just to make sure he has fitted them all.

[0111narwhalz]

7/10 Nice psychological thing, but what if he doesn't notice?

I plant a delayed-action Medusa weapon in a soon-to-be-viral cat video which causes (variously) seizures, hallucinations, hangovers, organ inversion, and inferiority complexes.

[Andem]

10/*spasms uncontrollabl*

 

I kickstart the Second Renaissance.

[0111narwhalz]

2/10 I fail to see how that's evil.
Unless...

Spoiler

I release a retrovirus which cuts the gene allowing for metabolism of pyruvic acid. The decreased metabolic efficiency causes a massive increase in starvation worldwide.

[njmksr]

6/10 Evil, but pointless.

 

I start a drug cartel based out of Russia that uses cold-war MIRV ICBMs to distribute the product around the world.

 

And incite nuclear war when the US thinks that Russia just shot a nuke at them.

 

Get rich AND start a nuclear holocaust!

Edited September 12, 2016 by njmksr

[TopHeavy11]

10/10

 

I unite every villain from across the multiverse, rebootverse, and spoofverse, and tell them their target is every inhabited planet, starting with Earth.

[Dark Junior]

5/10 Been there, done that.
I make you...
A. Think about your tongue.
B. Only capable of saying "Welcome to Corneria!"

[legoclone09]

Welcome to Corneria!

This is the universe's soundtrack now.

[Omegagoldfish]

You sadistic monster. I love you. 7/10

 

Apply invisible ink to everything, and giggle uncontrollably at messages only I can see. Then make them all visible when people get used to the laughter.

[legoclone09]

3/10 Just annoying and funny, but can ruin some stuff.

I hack every TV channel and rickroll everyone watching the channel at fully random times.

Why am I into rickrolling this much right not? I don't get it.

[njmksr]

10/10 I don't mind Never Gonna Give You Up

Brainwash the cities of New York, LA, Boston, San Francisco, etc. into thinking that the floor really is lava

 

Btw Hi @Omegagoldfish!

Edited September 12, 2016 by njmksr

[legoclone09]

8/10 Cars would just be used more.

Delete the OS on every computer in the Solar System.

[Omegagoldfish]

Eh, there's backup OS disks. So I guess it would be inconvenient. 4/10

 

Locking someone in a small room with no light or sound and feeding them through IV. Then throw them into a death metal concert after a week.

[njmksr]

10/10 psychological terror an  brings new meaning to the term death metal.

Swap all of the cocaine in the world with asbestos.

 

[legoclone09]

4/10 Wouldn't kill over 200 million. And drug cartels would be ruined.

I make braces (teeth ones) mandatory for everyone at all time.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

I'm not a human, if my profile picture is anything to go by. 0/10.

I make this the only piece of music available at all. To play, to listen to, etc. This is the only one.

 

[kerbiloid]

-1/10
It's not at all evil, it's good: no more rickrolls.

Invert all attach nodes in your crafts into the opposite directions.

[SinBad]

3/10, inconvenient, but I would adapt.

All crimes are now punishable by 'laser deli-meat slicer'

One of these. But with a surgical laser instead of a blade so you don't bleed to death. Feet first, severity of punishment measured in slices (maybe only 5 or 10 for littering?). Only the thinnest of settings is used (think shaved ham) in order to maximise the available nerve endings.