Quotes megathread

[CAKE99]

"All the spears stuck in his heart is just... beautiful."

The YouTuber BaumProductions, in episode 17 of his Terraria 1.3 Expert mode series.

[cubinator]

[Luke] "I don't believe it."

[Yoda] "That is why you fail."

[Neil1993]

My personal favorite is the following:

"Failure is not an option, but it is a possibility"

[PB666]

Its difficult to make things foolproof, fools are damn clever.

[Guest]

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Edited January 30 by Arjen_hoi
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[TheSaint]

38 minutes ago, PB666 said:

Its difficult to make things foolproof, fools are damn clever.

As we used to say in the Navy, "Just when they think they've made it sailor-proof, in walks a dumber sailor."

[cubinator]

"Because it's there." -George Mallory

[MDZhB]

"Remember this and take it to heart: kindness sometimes leads to even greater tragedy."

Quotes to live by, guys.

[CAKE99]

""this may actually work" Cake says as the plane begins to spin on the ground" @Pine on the KSP discord,

 

"I'm at around 3 min in
and then I hear: the legendary Piiine
I'm dying" @Pine on the KSP discord,

 

Both the above ones were on the subject of a YouTube video I made,

 

"well...
I' sure we won't need it
yet" @Pine on the KSP discord, on the subject of there being a middle finger emoji,

 

'by the way, no accidental civil wars!" @Pine on the KSP discord, on the subject of me accidentally starting a civil war in my own country in Hearts of Iron 4,

 

 

"I use the blur and smudge tools to remove my nose and eyes"

"Most of the time, for removing my eyes, I copy a piece of skin from somewhere else on my face and paste it on my eyes"

"I have a bloodshot eye in my forehead, with blood going down my face from that eye,"

"me with no eyes or nose with blood streaming from my mouth"

All of those are from me on the KSP Discord on the subject of some edited images of my face.

 

"That's nice." My Mum on the subject of me burning myself on the heater while drying my hands.

Edited October 4, 2016 by CAKE99

[cubinator]

"Gravity assists aren’t paradoxical magic. It’s just like bouncing a tennis ball off a passing truck. Gyroscopes, on the other hand, ARE magic." -Randall Munroe

[StrandedonEarth]

"Help Fight the Population Explosion, Support Your Local War" - Mad Magazine

[NSEP]

That footstep is the first small step in a new age of exploration. - Some boi who is the first Moon walker to step on the Moon since 1972. 

Bad.

 

 

[V7 Aerospace]

"There's only a Chillphin few who do what we do." - Chillphin

 

Spoiler

Source: Jonathan Gran

 

Edited October 16, 2016 by V7 Aerospace

[Guest]

"Computer viruses are an urban myth." - Peter Norton, Namesake of Norton Antivirus

[ZentroCatson]

"I'm hauling ***!"

-Jeb hauling a class E asteroid.

Edited October 21, 2016 by ZentroCatson

[cubinator]

"I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and incur my own abhorrence." -Frederick Douglass

[p1t1o]

"Spice is the something-or-other of life."

- My other half.

 

"Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."

- Unknown. Often attributed to anyone from Plato to Benjamin Franklin to "the president of my wine tasting club". Also I think I came up with it independently once...

[KAL 9000]

"Better to die in an awesome-looking fiery explosion than to die of old age." -Jeb

[StrandedonEarth]

"Don't be a show-off. Never be too proud to turn back. There are old pilots and bold pilots, but no old, bold pilots." – E. Hamilton Lee, 1949

When I went searching for whom that quote was attributed too, I found it on the website oldboldpilots.com, which also had this gem:

"After all, there are more aircraft in the ocean than submarines in the sky!"

[adsii1970]

On 8/17/2016 at 2:05 PM, Jeb1969 said:

"Failure is not an option"- Eugene "Gene" Kranz

"Failure is ALWAYS an option" - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

Just remember, he is also the genius behind the famous phrase "Am I missing an eyebrow?!"

 

 

Edited October 26, 2016 by adsii1970

[KAL 9000]

47 minutes ago, adsii1970 said:

"Failure is ALWAYS an option" - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

Just remember, he is also the genius behind the famous phrase "Am I missing an eyebrow?!"

 

 

That's also KSP's motto!

[cubinator]

1 hour ago, KAL 9000 said:

That's also KSP's motto!

Which one? 

====

[A Kerbal holds a lit match to a rocket nozzle for a static fire test]

*FOOM*

[Several frightened medics run to the scene, but he seems to be unharmed]

"Am I missing an eyebrow?"

[TheKosanianMethod]

I feel a need, a need, for speed!

-Tom Cruise

 

Look. See, wood. Watch. THUNK

-NewAgeServerAlarm testing/showing off a cover for a fire alarm pull station by throwing wood at it

Edited October 26, 2016 by TheKosanianMethod

[KAL 9000]

On October 25, 2016 at 9:00 PM, cubinator said:

Which one? 

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[A Kerbal holds a lit match to a rocket nozzle for a static fire test]

*FOOM*

[Several frightened medics run to the scene, but he seems to be unharmed]

"Am I missing an eyebrow?"

Failure is always an option.

[cubinator]

1 hour ago, KAL 9000 said:

Failure is always an option.

That's what I figured, but the other one seems to work pretty well too.