Unhelpful Life Hacks

[Red Iron Crown]

A few posts have been removed. Please don't make drug references on the forum, even in jest. Thank you.

[SinBad]

7 hours ago, Red Iron Crown said:

A few posts have been removed. Please don't make drug references on the forum, even in jest. Thank you.

Apologies

[cubinator]

"Some garbage is ok."

-Safety Stegosaurus

[cubinator]

Protip: Websites can't display popup ads if you're in airplane mode!

[kerbiloid]

Conclusion: I live in airplane.
(Websites don;t display popups because I use three ad blockers).

[Deddly]

Electricity is expensive these days. You can save a lot on your electric bill by replacing your electric car with one that runs on fossil fuel.

[insert_name]

Pro tip: got a problem with your food at a restaurant and can't get the waiters attention? Your bad food can be used as a projectile

[CRITAWAKETS]

Aliens trying to enslave you? Just run into the sun and they will stop chasing you!

[The Raging Sandwich]

Tired of getting so many notifications? Just delete your account!

[RocketSquid]

Lifehack: If you scrape the cheese off of pizza you can resell it to gullible people and profit.

[Dman979]

It's getting cold out. To clean the ice off your windows, throw a bucket of boiling water at them.

[Technical Ben]

I assume someone already posted this: https://youtu.be/oLH-_t-iX-8

(Throw it away!)

[Deddly]

Want a 100% effective way to cure hiccups? All you need to do is hold your breath for 20 minutes and the hiccups will stop.

[GreeningGalaxy]

Don't feel like taking out the trash all the time? Use a blowtorch!

[insert_name]

is your computer too slow? drop it from a building to temporarily increase its speed

[EliasDanger]

Insomnia? Baseball bat delivered swiftly to your noggin will knock you right out!

Diarrhea? Put a cork in it!

Constipation? A game of Russian Roulette will loosen everything up!

Existential crisis forcing you to confront and question the nature of your own reality? Don't stop. Nothing is what it seems, you've been right all along. Don't ignore this, it's meant for you specifically. Don't trust the full moon, this will all make sense at the end, or nothing will. They're watching you.

Stubbed your toe? Punching the nearest person in the face will help take your mind off the pain!

Don't like doing laundry? Then don't! Just buy new clothes every week!

 

[Deddly]

As the colder months approach in the northern hemisphere, many are dreading the long, dark evenings, the icy cold frost and the biting winds that seem to cut right through the skin. If emmigration to Australia isn't a realistic possibility in your circumstances, here's a neat life hack that is sure to work and bring you some relief from all those shivering nights: wait for summer.

[Dman979]

15 hours ago, Deddly said:

As the colder months approach in the northern hemisphere, many are dreading the long, dark evenings, the icy cold frost and the biting winds that seem to cut right through the skin. If emmigration to Australia isn't a realistic possibility in your circumstances, here's a neat life hack that is sure to work and bring you some relief from all those shivering nights: wait for summer.

i TRied IT, aNd it DidMN't work!!!!!! HeLP!?!

[adsii1970]

Tired of smelling offensive odors? Hold your breath!

[insert_name]

@adsii1970Or just fill the room with fluorine gas and never smell anything bad again

[kerbiloid]

5 hours ago, Dman979 said:

20 hours ago, Deddly said:

wait for summer.

i TRied IT, aNd it DidMN't work!!!!!! HeLP!?!

Try to imagine that it is summer, and winter is much, much more frosty.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Do you have a bad day? "Yes." Okay. My day is awesome!

Always renember to not console sad people and instead make fun of them.

Edited October 26, 2016 by CRITAWAKETS

[NSEP]

Hey you! Want to be attractive? Just eat alot of magnets!

[Deddly]

Want to drive however you want but are always worried about getting speeding fines or losing your license for driving along railway tracks or on the wrong side of the road? There's an easy way to relieve your anxiety: don't get a driving license in the first place! They can't take something from you that you don't have!

[Xorth Tanovar]

Stubborn itch?

 

Scratch it with your handy cheese grater, then rub salt all over it....clears that itch right up!