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2 minutes ago, ColdJ said:

5/10

You think that sweat is old fashioned and so must be part of the robot uprising.

I sweat in summer and shiver in winter, ergo I  am human.

2/10

Only a robot with a vibrating element is capable of shivering.

I however just there, bundled up in my jacket, with le hot cocoa.

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5 minutes ago, ColdJ said:

I sweat in summer and shiver in winter, ergo I  am human.

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You just have to repair your heat management system.

3 minutes ago, AtomicTech said:

Only a robot with a vibrating element is capable of shivering.

I however just there, bundled up in my jacket, with le hot cocoa.

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And both of you should repair the coolers. They are vibrating. As both of you understood each other.

The cocoa is good. A new keyboard is always fine. Any human knows this.

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What is "hot" and "cold"? I have only numbers.

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You are a machine, because you didn't think through and research your problem and then use Firefox with the addon NoScript to block your adds.

I am human because I help without trying to direct you to EBay.

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Only a half of humanity can use eBay. Another one doesn't, and uses AliExpress. A human would know, but maybe you are from the eBay half.

4 hours ago, Scarecrow71 said:

I am human because I have no ability to block pop up ads automatically.

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You are a human because you are lying. You can do it just with one press of the power button.

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I'm a human because I've just finished my zirconium coffee.

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You are an AI that is programmed to get people using Google or DuckDuckGo to look up the meanings of large words and obscure references.

I have access to Ebay and AliExpress, does that make me more or less human?

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