KSP Quotes | Post Yours Here!

[Monkey Taylor]

The Post of The Quotes

In this thread you can post your KSP quotes, here are a two of mine:

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[Vanamonde]

This work of a fan has been moved to Fan Works. 

[steuben]

I'm going to quote Kiven on this one:

Forward takes you out
out takes you back,
back takes you in,
in takes you forward.

[The Raging Sandwich]

Jebediah: "That's it? AGAIN!"

[How to: KSP]

On 12/8/2016 at 4:05 PM, Monkey Taylor said:

The Post of The Quotes

In this thread you can post your KSP quotes, here are a two of mine:

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"What lands in, Must land out" By HowToKSP, 2016

"For UAE!" By HowToKSP, 2015"

"Dammit, I overshot the maneuver node" 

[superstrijder15]

'Everything went well, until it exploded' - Scott Manley

[The Destroyer]

"There's never only one rescue mission" -The Destroyer, 2016

[The Raging Sandwich]

2 hours ago, The Destroyer said:

"There's never only one rescue mission" -The Destroyer, 2016

I learned this from experience! 

[DarkOwl57]

"Any launch that works the first time was obviously made by Scott Manley."

- Me, 2016

[Ultimate Steve]

"And bold Jebediah Kerman becomes the first Kerbal on Minmus and promptly falls on his face. While getting up, he... uh, kicked his lander two meters."

 

-Me, 2013 ish. My first Minmus landing ever.

[purpleivan]

Edited December 13, 2016 by purpleivan

[TheEpicSquared]

"Time to launch a rescue mission for the rescue mission." ~ Me, countless times.

[DarkOwl57]

"WHY'S THIS NOT MOVING?!?!?!??! Oh wait..... I forgot the engines..." -Me (again)

[TheEpicSquared]

*Chutes open at the same time as engines ignite*

"Damn staging!" ~ Me, countless times.

[cy4n]

 

[Dman979]

Anything can be rocket fuel, if you try hard enough.

-Dman979, somewhere on the Jool Odyssey thread

[0111narwhalz]

"Fix yo staging!" -Scott Manley, after the crash of the program's second rocket

"It's majestic!" -Me, on the topic of a multi-hundred-part ship as it dives gracefully into the ocean

"Well, that was a failure... Oooh! The wreck is vigorous!" -Me, getting ideas from the crash of my experimental hovertank

[HazelPine]

I've been known to scream at my brother every now and then: "Wait! Come back! You want to see this! I'm sure this time it'll work! Look! There it goes, it's working! Oh WAIT! NO! F***! NOOO! STOP EXPLODING! OH look! They lived!"

[Triop]

"hatch is obstructed can't exit"

[KerbinNation]

"Ok, the plane's out of fuel, time to ditch the one kerbal in the one cockpit with the canard near it." "Hatch is obstructed." "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-" "Jebediah Kerman has died" "AGGGGGGGGHHHH-" "Kerbal Space Program is not responding" "-GHH" - Me recently after trying to find the correct amount of fuel to fly across Kerbin.

[Ultimate Steve]

It's not my quote, but it's in the first and second lines of my signature.

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[cy4n]

[Triop]

Take one from the Triop:

"Of course I don't mean you, but there are a lot of realy stupid people here on this forum."

Edited December 16, 2016 by Triop

[NSEP]

BOOOOOOM!

- One of my rockets.

[Munbro Kerman]

"miniFuselage Exploded!! - blast awesomeness: 0.5" - Console