Steal the cookie game

[RandomGuy1824]

In this game you creativly steal the cookie from the poster above you. You are not aloud to make a new cookie unless the previos cookia in impossible to obtain. 

 

I'll start I find the cookie in a barn and eat the cookie...

[SAS123]

You wake up from a dream and realise i still have the cookie in my hand

My cookie

(This is similar to King of the Hill)

[kerbiloid]

I write a hookie onto the call event of constructor of class Cookie.
Every time when a cookie appears, it redefines this object owner and reallocates it to a semi-random address owned by me.

Also I write a system service which checks this and quickly unloads cookie from memory to make it unavailable to others.

Edited December 24, 2016 by kerbiloid

[Ozymandias_the_Goat]

I use a quantum-based recovery device to target every location you could take your cookie to.

My cookie

[RandomGuy1824]

I put you in cryosleep and steal your cookie. I put the cookie in a safe guardedby an eternity code (look it up). My cookie.

[StupidAndy]

i drop you off the grand canyon

my cookie

[SAS123]

You accidently trip over the canyon looking for the guy you just killed and just before you disappear over the ledge, you fling the cookie into the air where i catch it as you fall to your doom.

My Disturbed Cookie

Edited December 24, 2016 by SAS123

[ZentroCatson]

You accidentally walk into a forest full of partisans. They take you into custody and I take the cookie.

[StupidAndy]

the partisans suddenly rapidly combust in a form known as rapid unexplained disassembly, and I run over to you, kick you in the face, and steal the cookie, then I build fort Knox around my current position

my unnecessarily well guarded kookie

[kerbiloid]

You build fort Knox and hear from the back side of the door: "Knox! Knox!"
That's an armored tax inspector. He confiscates the cookie as a penalty.
Their cookie.

[The Space Dino]

My space dino reenters the atmosphere and smashes into the armoured tax inspector and seizes the cookie from him.

My space dino munches down the cookie and digests it on its way to Moho.

 

[kerbiloid]

Dino lands and exhausts the digested cookie.
It's hot on Moho, this bakes it into a cookie again.
Noone's cookie.

[RandomGuy1824]

Since you didn't claim the cookie it atomaticly defualts to me. My cookie

[legoclone09]

It's been five minutes to the cookie despawned, I make another one and eat it. My cookie.

[IncongruousGoat]

I get myself some cookie dough, some chocolate chips, and an oven. I pre-heat the oven. I mix the chips in with the dough, put blobs of dough-chip mixture on a baking tray, then put the tray in the oven. Several minutes later, I take the cookies out of the oven and eat all but one. My cookie.

[max_creative]

15 minutes ago, legoclone09 said:

It's been five minutes to the cookie despawned, I make another one and eat it. My cookie.

/gamerule keepInventory false 

/give legoclone09 minecraft:cookie 1 

/kill legoclone09 

There. I have given and then taken a cookie from you! 

[0111narwhalz]

Dres giveth and Dres taketh away.

But the Narwhal takes only. The cookie secured in my suit, I proceed to casually sterilize the planet via nuclear fire. Feeling a mite peckish, I wander across the galaxy in search of snacks.

[max_creative]

Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean. 

Which I evaporate with my giant death laser. 

Narwhals narwhals not swimming in the ocean. 

I take your cookie. MUWAHAHAHA!!!

[StupidAndy]

walruses take place of the sea unicorns, and the grand leader of the Glopdosian Multiplanetary Empire gives the order to stop the human race menace to the walrus kind, so the walruses take over the world, and the humans are in forced labor camps because of what they did to the walruses, NOTE: the walruses aren't doing this, this is the GME that is doing this, the walruses don't want to hurt people. once the walruses have gathered up the last of the human rebels, the Glopdosians try to take over more then just the Earth, they begin an expedition to the moon, but they haven't ever been to the moon, so they gather up 50 humans that know lots about the moon, I'm apart of them. and they pay us in cookies.

My cookie...

 

[Xorth Tanovar]

...but they took you with them, and so suddenly you didn't have time to pick up the cookie.

I grab it.

 

My cookie

[SAS123]

I cut your hand off and receive the cookie!

My Bloody Cookie

[RandomGuy1824]

First of all you are not permitted to make a new cookie unless the previose one is impossible to obtain ( I'm looking at you legoclone09 and IncongruosGoat). I fly a rocket into you and walkaway from the explosion with a cookie in my hand. I give the cookie to Jebidiah Kerman. My cookie

[WinkAllKerb'']

grab all the cookies you want to grab don't help you working on the flow without using any cookies at all

my no cookie at all half pseudo deleted half pseudo of time you can still grab

Edited January 6, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[Xorth Tanovar]

I use a Cosmic Nullifier to negate the effects of your "pseudo" and "no cookie" actions, and retrieve the cookie from Jeb.

 

My cookie!

[KerbalKore]

I sneak up behind you and plug you into the matrix so then i take the cookie.

 

my cookie.

Edited January 6, 2017 by Bill the Kerbal