Ban the user above you!

[AlamoVampire]

Banned because thats just a terrible^1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 show.

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Edited December 12, 2023 by AlamoVampire

[kerbiloid]

Banned for calling the result of hard-working people efforts "terrible".

[Kimera Industries]

bANNED FOR NOT TELLING ME CAPS LOCK WAS ON.

[AlamoVampire]

Banned for deliberately turning it on. We all see the bANNED there.

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[kerbiloid]

Banned for pressing BANS LOCK.

[Scarecrow71]

Ahem.  Message for you from her royal highness.

"Dear sir.  You are hereby banned."

[Stormpilot]

Banned for being posh

[AlamoVampire]

Burnish ban

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[Scarecrow71]

Banish burn

[AlamoVampire]

Steak ban

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[TwoCalories]

Cursed medium-rare chicken ban.

[AlamoVampire]

Wild boar ban

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[kerbiloid]

Domesticated boaress ban.

[AlamoVampire]

Chop suey ban

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[kerbiloid]

Corioban

Spoiler

 

Don't ask, why the Corioban statue depicts 8vianvs "The Emperor" Avgvstvs.

 

[AlamoVampire]

To ban or not to ban?

To be, or not to be, that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles

And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,

No more; and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;

To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,

When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,

Must give us pause—there's the respect

That makes calamity of so long life.

For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,

Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,

The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,

The insolence of office, and the spurns

That patient merit of th'unworthy takes,

When he himself might his quietus make

With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,

To grunt and sweat under a weary life,

But that the dread of something after death,

The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn

No traveller returns, puzzles the will,

And makes us rather bear those ills we have

Than fly to others that we know not of?

Thus conscience doth make cowards of us all,

And thus the native hue of resolution

Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,

And enterprises of great pith and moment

With this regard their currents turn awry

And lose the name of action.

ban!

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[Scarecrow71]

You are banned.

[AlamoVampire]

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[TwoCalories]

Banned because you're the above post and, because of the game rules, I have no choice but to ban you by posting in this thread.

[AlamoVampire]

Ya know me, and ya be the post above me, ya be banned. Ma hands be tied.

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[TwoCalories]

Banished to the Shadow Realm.

[AlamoVampire]

Banished to the phantom zone

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[Scarecrow71]

A-banned-oned.

[kerbiloid]

A new achievement. Received a rib-ban.

[AlamoVampire]

Sternum ban

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