totm dec 2019 What crimes against Kerbin have you committed?

[έķ νίĻĻάίή]

I went into space centre view and blew up everything with wacakerbal. With ksc plus installed ; )

[Retro Starship]

3 hours ago, έķ νίĻĻάίή said:

I went into space centre view and blew up everything with wacakerbal.

[MisterBennock]

I just built a vessel for six (6) Kerbals to take them on a quick interplanetary trip. Launched the vessel, got it into orbit, on a solar trajectory. Suddenly I noticed there were no crew portrays. I also couldn't revert or anything because I seem to have done something else (I did something on the side and was distracted). I go into the astronaut complex just to discover they had all died. Why? For some reason, when I launch in a command seat they will die instantly of oxygen deprivation, even on Kerbin. And I just missed that and launched an empty rocket. And I had been so proud of never losing anybody...

[Nezclaw]

turned a prototype spaceplane into the "Vomit Comet"

[nasa legolas]

RELEASED THE KRAKEN

[kerbiloid]

Released into air a lot of carbon oxides, nitrogen oxides, sulfur oxides, chlorine hydride.
And this is in addition to hydrazine spills and kerosene spots everywhere.

P.S.
Happily, Kerbals don't have cows.

Edited February 1, 2020 by kerbiloid

[Frank_G]

I crash-landed an interplanetary vessel with 12 nuclear engines in the oceans of Kerbin... But i guess Kerbals are not affected by radiation in any way (they most likely feed on radiation besides snacks, so it may have not even been a crime).

[Rocket Witch]

Changing what nuclear engine mods I'm using, so refitting an orbital shuttle with interims, just dumping the old reactors overboard into my standard parking orbit region.

They'll be fine.

 

[kerbiloid]

(That's exactly what had stopped me from playing several years ago and rethink all my space habits.
In early KSP versions it was normal to send Kerbals with one-way ticket, but spreading the spent nuclear engines in Kerbal atmosphere on aerobraking was too much even for me...)

[Xyphos]

the EPA can sit on it, I use LV-N while still in the upper atmosphere.  

[Vezbot]

On 10/23/2018 at 6:32 PM, Felsmak said:

I created and unleashed a being far worse than the Deep Space Kraken.

And he only shows up when you terminate missions, where he will then appear and snatch the souls of that crew

[KeaKaka]

Left Jeb And Bill stranded on the surface of the mun after the descent stage engine fired while trying to ignite the ascent stage, and I can't be bothered to pick them up/rescue them. Also they've been there for nearly three months.

I also created a stock atomic bomb that may or may not have destroyed the entire space center.

Re-entered too steep with a Dyna-Soar causing it to break up. Everybody Died.

Played on a crappy computer that caused kerbals to spaghettify whenever they fell over.

left countless kerbals in orbit around the sun, with no way to get back to kerbin in a total of about ~25 vessels, for seven years (ingame time). (and then i deleted my save file)

Crashed way to many stearwing A300's into the ocean.

Crashed a direct ascent lander into the mun.

Crashed a spaceplane into the mun.

Crashed my game.

[Dr. Omicron]

it was to expensve to save sil kerman, I wonder what he is doing up there.w

[KingKerb]

I spent 30 minutes trying to execute Jeb for crashing a plane. I actually killed him after about 10 minutes by putting him in a command chair behind a rocket engine, but decided that wasn't exciting enough. I also left a Val and Bob on EVA for 2 [real] years. Also, before I knew about probe cores, I made a missile and put a command pod with Jeb inside on it. Jeb survived, but probably got a concussion. Finally, I stress tested Kerbals with a Mass Relay, with the tests having a 50% fatality rate.

Edited May 5, 2020 by KingKerb

[kerbiloid]

I never increase salary of the Kerbals who work in the night shift.

Though, not only me...

[arthur106]

Making Jeb ride on top of the rocket during ascent.  There wasn't enough room for everyone, so he rode on the ladder.  Actually worked really well until about 30km or so when things started getting toasty.  Luckily things worked out and he got all the way to minmus where he deorbited using his jetpack.

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

I nuked every planet and moon with 433 tons of antimatter... rendering everything uninhabitable...

i also exposed kerbals to thousands of Gees while testing an interstellar engine

and then i strapped Jeb and Val to command chairs on a VTOL supersonic jet that fires supersonic missiles lol

i also left Val in orbit near minmus' orbit for a year, timewarping the while time, and that was before i knew how to rendevous XD

Edited May 15, 2020 by JcoolTheShipbuilder

[purpleivan]

6 hours ago, JcoolTheShipbuilder said:

I nuked every planet and moon with 433 tons of antimatter... rendering everything uninhabitable...

It also removes those stubborn, difficult to remove stains, or so I hear.

Edited May 15, 2020 by purpleivan

[Phoenix-D]

Orion drive launch from KSC is probably the worst?

[Kerbal123_Furry]

Exiled totally 5 Kerbals near moho and Laythe due to 5 Return missions.

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

accidentally blew up a ship with over 100 kerbals onboard

and im going to yeet a 300m long ship with 4000 kerbals onboard into a super-kerbin's atmosphere just to make a shot for a movie

[TheOrios]

unethical experimentation (making contraptions which were basically torture devices for fun)

[Eclipse 32]

*slow clap*

[FTLparachute]

Interstellar travel research was the official title, but in fact it was 'put a MK1 pod in space, disable SAS, enable 4x warp, spin up pod, EVA kerbal.

I think I got one going 2x10^28 m/s.

[Mr. Kerbin]

55 minutes ago, FTLparachute said:

Interstellar travel research was the official title, but in fact it was 'put a MK1 pod in space, disable SAS, enable 4x warp, spin up pod, EVA kerbal.

I think I got one going 2x10^28 m/s.

Is that why:

Location

hurtling from Kerbol at 2x10^28 m/s