Things that made you facepalm

[StrandedonEarth]

3 hours ago, Delay said:

australian show soap opera

I came across a hilarious aussie comedy on Netflix, that was so NSFW/K and otherwise obscene that I doubt I can even name it here. Aussie welfare, uh, folk..

[YNM]

Just noticed :

On 5/14/2018 at 1:05 AM, Aperture Science said:

it was posted on Express (UK)

Small wonder mate, what do you get for keeping the door open !

[KerbolExplorer]

the other day i place ddown my headphones...guess were in my keyboard and it touched the power botton...*facepalms*

[NSEP]

The teacher ordered me to open the window but i couldn't. How do i not know how to open a darn window?

[kerbiloid]

5 hours ago, NSEP said:

How do i not know how to open a darn window?

Double-click on a program icon. It will open.

[Fraston]

Well, I saw this one google image that showed this store; it proudly proclaimed it was “open 9 days a week!“

[A Soviet Tank]

I always face-palm at the story of this Russian engineer who was fitting the directional sensors in a rocket (a proton I think) and he couldn't get it in so he forced it in with a hammer. Turns out he didn't read the "this side up" sign on it and he put it in upside down (no wonder it didn't fit :P) and when the rocket launched it got confused and tried to do a 180 in mid air, ripping itself apart. 

[NSEP]

19 minutes ago, A Soviet Tank said:

I always face-palm at the story of this Russian engineer who was fitting the directional sensors in a rocket (a proton I think) and he couldn't get it in so he forced it in with a hammer. Turns out he didn't read the "this side up" sign on it and he put it in upside down (no wonder it didn't fit :P) and when the rocket launched it got confused and tried to do a 180 in mid air, ripping itself apart. 

Im amazed by the fact that people can send stuff into space. But how could anyone make the mistake of fitting in the sensors upside down? This didn't happend once, this happend TWICE, one with the Proton and one with the Ariane. Seriously, how?

[TheSaint]

3 hours ago, Fraston said:

Well, I saw this one google image that showed this store; it proudly proclaimed it was “open 9 days a week!“

99 Cents Only Stores. I used to work there in the IT department, back when the Gold family was still running fhe place. They were a bunch of nutters.

[Jeb1969]

Anytime a friend of mine who I knew from High School posts a meme I don't get on Facebook. 

[Fraston]

Here:

[kerbiloid]

It's normal, they work 25/9.

[DeltaDizzy]

When NSEP changes avatars yet again and its a meme

[kerbiloid]

Sunday, Münday, ..., Saturday, Uranday, Neptunday.

They had 10 days in a week, but Pluto is now not a planet.

Edited June 5, 2018 by kerbiloid

[Fraston]

Ehhhh

seems legit.

[kerbiloid]

Spoiler

An emotional button.

[Guest]

19 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

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An emotional button.

Maybe it's just he's under pressure.

[kerbiloid]

51 minutes ago, Aperture Science said:

Maybe it's just he's under pressure.

Maybe. But I know the H-word from the KSP forum.
Probably, they have F-buttons, too.

Edited June 6, 2018 by kerbiloid

[NSEP]

My Mom's manfriend(?) put the PC in front of my closet to make space. He just straight up assumed i didn't use that closet, but if he maybe peeked inside, he would have seen all my homework, books, and other usefull things inside.

Its late at in a school night and i won't waste it on moving my entire PC setup, im a stick insect, not a strong, buff, man. I at least want to talk to him again .

[StrandedonEarth]

On 6/6/2018 at 1:55 PM, NSEP said:

My Mom's manfriend(?) put the PC in front of my closet to make space. He just straight up assumed i didn't use that closet, but if he maybe peeked inside, he would have seen all my homework, books, and other usefull things inside.

Its late at in a school night and i won't waste it on moving my entire PC setup, im a stick insect, not a strong, buff, man. I at least want to talk to him again .

At least he didn’t put it in the closet, or you’d have to deal with “come out of the closet” jokes

[NSEP]

Now i have to deal with some Flat Earther who thinks that space itself is 2000 degrees Celsuis, and therefore Starman would melt.

Ouch.

[kerbiloid]

If the flat sky is 2000° hot, parallel to the flat Earth, and endless, then Earth temperature would stabilize at 2000°, too.

Starman wouldn't melt anyway, as it would smash into a crystal dome.

Edited June 20, 2018 by kerbiloid

[qzgy]

On 6/19/2018 at 4:05 PM, NSEP said:

Now i have to deal with some Flat Earther who thinks that space itself is 2000 degrees Celsuis, and therefore Starman would melt.

Ouch.

.... wat. Who even thinks of these kinds of things.....

[kerbiloid]

2 hours ago, qzgy said:

Who even thinks of these kinds of things.....

It's hard to not think about them, when you have a crystal ceiling at ~6400 km above your head.

Spoiler

Let me explain.

If throw anything up at 11183 m/s speed, it will never fall back on your head.
So, it has either sticked, or pierced, or been broken against something.

11183²/(2 * 9.80665) = 6 371 000 m.

(Coincidentally this is equal to so-called "Earth radius" (how could a flat plane have radius? nonsense...).

 

Edited June 21, 2018 by kerbiloid

[RealKerbal3x]

On 6/21/2018 at 9:04 PM, kerbiloid said:

It's hard to not think about them, when you have a crystal ceiling at ~6400 km above your head.

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Let me explain.

If throw anything up at 11183 m/s speed, it will never fall back on your head.
So, it has either sticked, or pierced, or been broken against something.

11183²/(2 * 9.80665) = 6 371 000 m.

(Coincidentally this is equal to so-called "Earth radius" (how could a flat plane have radius? nonsense...).

 

Flat Earthers always make me facepalm.