55delta Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Calling 911 to settle arguments between SpaceX fans and Boeing/ULA fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Calling 911 because Date a Bullet is coming (Not lying) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeet_TheDinosaur Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Calling 911 because fortnite 2 is coming. (Elon Musk, please save us) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Calling 911 because people seem to worship Elon Musk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Calling 911 because they do this insufficiently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Calling 911 because a new update to KSP came out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 You can't. The 911 calling mod is outdated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robonoise Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Calling 911 to learn how to make meatballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 20, 2019 Share Posted October 20, 2019 May not be that stupid, depends on the meatball cooking casualties results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triop Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 My kid once called the alarm number to arrest her nephew for picking on her. The police callled me back and they didn't think it was funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 45 minutes ago, Triop said: My kid once called the alarm number to arrest her nephew for picking on her. The police callled me back and they didn't think it was funny... But did they arrest the nephew? Otherwise it's a strange way to react on users' demands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triop Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 24 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: But did they arrest the nephew? Otherwise it's a strange way to react on users' demands. Nope, they told me if she did it again I would have to pay a fine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Triop said: Nope, they told me if she did it again I would have to pay a fine... Nice. To pay for what they haven't done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Callimgv 911 because Triop didn't say "Calling 911" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) Calling 911 and starting your call from the name Triop. They are tired, tired of those strange people arresting each other. Edited October 23, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 Calling 911 to inquire about how 911 operators feels about people calling 911 for ideas about posts for a forum thread about stupid reasons to call 911. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 ... Because I just saw (and correctly identified) a meteor. No, not a meteorite, just a meteor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 4 hours ago, StrandedonEarth said: ... Because I just saw (and correctly identified) a meteor. No, not a meteorite, just a meteor... In case of layning next to the overturned bike and watching the sky is your nightly habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 Calling 911 searching for someone to explain Marshall McLuhan to you because you never understood what he meant by "the medium is the message." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Calling 911 when somebody is calling you searching for someone to explain Marshall McLuhan to you because you never understood what he meant by "the medium is the message." while you even don't know what's that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Like that one, huh? Let's try this one... Calling 911 for help deciding which English translation of The Metamorphosis is the most accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Calling 911 when your Metamorphosis spell goes wrong because you've spelled Metamorphosis wrong when casting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars-Bound Hokie Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Calling 911 because I can't think of any stupid reasons to call 911. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Calimg 9 11 bcus yoi cnat selpl a insle enstenc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Because someone in your house ate all the salsa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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