55delta Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 (edited) Calling 911 to complain that no one has tried to buy up the rights to Ninja Golf on the Atari 7800 and made a re-make yet. Edit: new page Edited September 14, 2023 by 55delta New page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 Because you keep getting spam calls from “law offices” where each time the area code changes, the number changes and no message is ever left 135009142023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 To report the thread where they keep promoting eating people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 Because you heard an add for a contest saying that the 911 caller wins, so you called 911 to win 094309152023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 Calling 911 to say that making sudden, significant increases in the fees for a popular game engine used by a significant number of developers (and publishers) is just inviting disaster. (Operator: "Short-sighted choices are not an emergency. Call again when someone is in danger.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Because @Deddly wont share nachos 023209172023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Calling 911 because I can't remember what "23 is number 1" means. (Operator: "Now you made me feel old. Go toot you ocarina somewhere else.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 24, 2023 Share Posted September 24, 2023 Because you beat Super Mario Bros on NES 193609232023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 Calling 911 because you saw a fireball in the sky land somewhere in Utah and since it looked manufactured, the aliens must be invading. (Operator: "Don't read the news much, huh? Oh yes, the threat of infiltration by alien...rocks." Click) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 (edited) Because your cat looked at you funny 175509252023 Edited September 25, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 26, 2023 Share Posted September 26, 2023 Calling 911 because a clown looked funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 To ask "Does my butt look big in this?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted September 29, 2023 Share Posted September 29, 2023 To report that there is nothing to report 170009292023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 To retort that there is nothing to retort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 Calling 911 to report you pirated WinRar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 To report that you are on the KA21M jet airway at FL390 at .773 mach 190NM from. SSO enroute to your destination. 222309302023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Calling 911 because it's 108 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. (Operator: "All units, save the effort. Only observe and report the Blues Brothers.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 To not have the tank full of gas, one should keep the tank hatches open and refrain from eating beans. Also, the welder mask is not actually sunglasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Because you wanted to know if your phone worked 001010022023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Calling 911 because you just learned of the concept of the Quantum Ogre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 Because you want the current time 232810122023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 To ask what they thought of last nights episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 To tell them its Friday the 13th and to watch out for Freddy Krueger 034310132023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Calling 911 because the jelly you made didn't set properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 Calling 911 because you just woke up and wanted to know if they woke up just now too 064710152023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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