55delta Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Calling 911 because I want to know why astronomy gave up on sacred geometry. (Operator: "Because they invented the camera.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Calling 911 because you want to feed first responders and not be alone on Thanksgiving. 143311232023 new page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 Calling 911 to give them a thank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Calling 911 because this AI co-produced drink flavour tastes like sour gummy candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Calling 911 because the sky is below and the ground above. 184411252023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Calling 911 because I want to know where Harvey the Rabbit is. (Operator: "I don't know, haven't seen him lately.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Calling 911 because the lexus holiday commercials are not saying Lexus December to Remember. 225111272023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Calling 911 because I have a bag filled of 20 randomly chosen red, yellow, green, and blue balls. I pulled out 4 balls, yellow, red, green, and yellow. But I can't remember the percentage chance the next ball I pull out is blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Calling 911 to get directs to your living room from your bathroom 192711292023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Calling 911 because I keep mis-spelling stdio as studio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 Calling 911 because u want to know if they have any grey poupon mustard (sp?) 193112012023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 Calling 911 because the thing I bought today was cheaper (and more valuable) yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Calling 911 because my coffee got cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Calling 911 because I keep seeing patterns in things. (Operator: "You're going to have to be much more specific.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Calling 911 because a mote of dust landed on your eyelash and you think the oompa loompas have started a war with you 003812082023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 Calling 911 because a game I was playing has a soundtrack by Andrew Hulshult. (Operator: "If that were an emergency, it would quickly overwhelm all our resources.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Calling 911 because you want to see if they have eggs 180112132023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Calling 911 to see if you can borrow a cup of sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Calling 911 because You're the man now, dog!" (Operator: "Sir, that meme is about as old as I am.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 (edited) Calling 911 because you are the dog, and the humans have totally gotten you. Edited December 14, 2023 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Calling 911 to say, "Aardwolf." (Operator: "You are not a winner. Don't play again.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 calling 911 because your toilet broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Calling 911 because a bbq place stopped selling baked potatos 152312152023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 Calling 911 to call Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 Calling 911 because Elf on a Shelf 054212172023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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