ColdJ Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Calling 911 to get book recommendations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 Calling 911 (actually 112) from the winter forest, at -20 C, in urban winter clothes, from the polyethylene wigwam Spoiler which you have built at 4 km from the road (item #4) Spoiler when you decided to live in forest and went there with notebook, axe, small backpack, and polyethylene, after you had quarrelled with your girl, and decided to become a forest hermit, but had no idea how to make fire, was asking for advices on forum in real time, and finally got frozen. (A real well-known case. Google fails to translate, while other links are not word-filter-friendly. https://www.nsk.kp.ru/daily/25793.4/2775319/) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 On 5/9/2024 at 9:35 PM, kerbiloid said: In my country Civil Protection is a shelter/evacuation/etc. service, so they can't do that. Calling 911 because some random guy didn't get a reference you made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Iapetus7342 said: Calling 911 because some random guy didn't get a reference you made Calling 911 because I briefly described the reference summary, but the shameful google refused to translate it. Edited May 12 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 Calling 911 because your house smart device is talking back to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 ... because the smartest device around is the street janitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Calling 911 because even though you are tired and finding it hard to think of original content, you play so that others may play also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 (edited) Calling 911 and watching the watch as a random number generator. Edited May 14 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Calling 911 to ask why they never called you back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Calling 911 to ask if its summer or sumner 234105142024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Calling 911 to tell then that "Giant steps are what you take, walking on the Moon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Calling 911 because you having to say Diaper (DIPIR) on the radio and you cant stop laughing like a 5 year old 034305152024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Calling 911 to say thanks for all the fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Calling 911 to book a reservation at the restaurant at the end of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 "Hi-hi, 911! I am calling you for stupid reason! Bye-bye!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Calling 911 because there is a Vogon constuctor fleet in orbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Calling 911 to get a replacement towel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Calling 911 probabilically. ... probabilistically... ...probabylonically... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Calling 911 to find out what happened to Babylon 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 Callyng 911 from hyperspace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Calling 911 to ask for valid reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Calling 911 in advance because you know how will your friends' fun end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 On 5/19/2024 at 6:19 AM, ColdJ said: Calling 911 to find out what happened to Babylon 4 Calling 911 to find out what happened to Babylons 1, 2, and 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 calling 911 to find out where Mark Watney is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 Calling 911 to tell them what you said when you were the first person on Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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