ColdJ Posted Tuesday at 10:33 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 10:33 AM Calling 911 to request they bring back hardware buttons for answer and hang up on phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Tuesday at 10:40 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 10:40 AM (edited) Calling 911 because tradition is important 054007022024 new page!! Edited Tuesday at 10:40 AM by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Tuesday at 12:10 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 12:10 PM Calling 911 because the world is falling apart due to those who dogedly stick to tradition rather than adapt to the modern world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Tuesday at 01:03 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:03 PM Calling 911 because youre tired, frustrated, unsure, overwhelmed, ill prepared, and not ready for what the world is doing. 080307022024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Tuesday at 07:17 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 07:17 PM Calling 911 to download the Matrix update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Tuesday at 09:11 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 09:11 PM Calling 911 because you got downloaded in to the Matrix and need a way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Tuesday at 10:15 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 10:15 PM Calling 911 to say hi 171507022024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grenartia Posted Tuesday at 10:31 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 10:31 PM Calling 911 because 8675309 isn't dialable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boriz Posted Tuesday at 11:46 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 11:46 PM Calling them to ask the number of 911. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Wednesday at 07:02 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 07:02 AM 8 hours ago, AlamoVampire said: Calling 911 to say hi Calling 911 to say high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 09:03 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 09:03 AM Calling 911 to say Hy-drogen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 09:06 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 09:06 AM Calling 911 to ask how to purge a ghost and memory from a forum 040607032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 10:32 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 10:32 AM Calling 911 because you are being followed by a Ghost Hunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 10:41 AM Share Posted Wednesday at 10:41 AM Calling 911 because you wanna know if their fridge has a check engine light showing an aircraft +2.5 054107032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 12:13 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 12:13 PM Calling 911 because you saw the ad on when not to call 911 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 02:21 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 02:21 PM Calling 911 because all you want is for someone to apologize to you for hurting you. 092107032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 03:20 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 03:20 PM Calling 911 while it still exists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 05:12 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 05:12 PM Calling 911 because a kitty has your left ankle pinned and your shin itches but cat law forbids that leg moving as kitty owns it. 121207032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 06:29 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 06:29 PM Calling 911 for fun fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Wednesday at 11:30 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 11:30 PM Calling 911 because you never got that hug and you sense something… 183007032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Thursday at 04:29 AM Share Posted Thursday at 04:29 AM Calling 911 because you are a droid, trapped in a broom cupboard, on the Death Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted Thursday at 05:02 AM Share Posted Thursday at 05:02 AM Calling 911 to check hug status 000207042024 h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Thursday at 06:24 AM Share Posted Thursday at 06:24 AM Calling 911 to inform them that somebody made you to make up a word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Thursday at 10:46 AM Share Posted Thursday at 10:46 AM Calling 911 to update the Dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted yesterday at 09:03 AM Share Posted yesterday at 09:03 AM Calling 911 to remember they exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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