ColdJ Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Calling 911 to request they bring back hardware buttons for answer and hang up on phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 (edited) Calling 911 because tradition is important 054007022024 new page!! Edited July 2, 2024 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Calling 911 because the world is falling apart due to those who dogedly stick to tradition rather than adapt to the modern world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Calling 911 because youre tired, frustrated, unsure, overwhelmed, ill prepared, and not ready for what the world is doing. 080307022024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Calling 911 to download the Matrix update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Calling 911 because you got downloaded in to the Matrix and need a way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Calling 911 to say hi 171507022024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grenartia Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Calling 911 because 8675309 isn't dialable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boriz Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 Calling them to ask the number of 911. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 8 hours ago, AlamoVampire said: Calling 911 to say hi Calling 911 to say high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Calling 911 to say Hy-drogen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Calling 911 to ask how to purge a ghost and memory from a forum 040607032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Calling 911 because you are being followed by a Ghost Hunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Calling 911 because you wanna know if their fridge has a check engine light showing an aircraft +2.5 054107032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Calling 911 because you saw the ad on when not to call 911 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Calling 911 because all you want is for someone to apologize to you for hurting you. 092107032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Calling 911 while it still exists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Calling 911 because a kitty has your left ankle pinned and your shin itches but cat law forbids that leg moving as kitty owns it. 121207032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Calling 911 for fun fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 Calling 911 because you never got that hug and you sense something… 183007032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 Calling 911 because you are a droid, trapped in a broom cupboard, on the Death Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 Calling 911 to check hug status 000207042024 h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 Calling 911 to inform them that somebody made you to make up a word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 Calling 911 to update the Dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 6, 2024 Share Posted July 6, 2024 Calling 911 to remember they exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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