ColdJ Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Calling 911 to say hi from Purrto Rico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Calling 911 to find out the best place to hide a dozen donuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Kerbin Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 Calling 911 because you managed to get though to the forums via Solar Walk 2 Ads Spoiler Step 1: Enter the Wikipedia page section. Step 2: Use Wikipedia commons and enter Kerbal into the search bar. Step 3: Press Pages and Categories. Step 4 : Press on the Kerbal Space Program category. Step 5: Press on the website url. Step 6: Go into the community tab and press Forum. Step 7: ??? Step 8: Success! You have successfully abused Solar Walk 2 Ads to enter the forum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Calling the Boston's 911 because you are just landed purritans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 Calling 911 to get some Apurrto chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 Calling 911 because your sampling has enormous dispurrsion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 Calling 911 to repurrt a crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 Calling 911 in Purrtland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 Calling 911 to get the Spurrts statistics for the football game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 Calling 911 for Spurrtnik in the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 Calling 911 because you have lost your purrket protector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 Calling 911 because 9 = "pu", and 1 = "r". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 Calling 911 to get an intpurrpreter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 16 Share Posted September 16 Calling 911 because care at my local vet is $500 a weak purr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Calling 911 to calibrate your inpurrferometer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Calling 911 because your purrdometer says you have done 1000 steps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 Calling 911 because you can see Jupipurr in the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 Calling 911 because you saw the Phantom of the Opurra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 Calling 911 to say "Purr aspera ad astra!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbalsaurus Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 Calling 911 for your purr, uhh, umm… I got nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 Calling 911 to spurr @Kerbalsaurus into purrsonal purrfection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbalsaurus Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 Calling 911 for help on my transfer burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 22 Share Posted September 22 Calling 911 for somebody making transfer burns above the house every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Calling 911 to repurrn to sender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Calling 911 because your laboratory ampurrmeter shows 0 ampurrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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