55delta Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Calling 911 to ask if you can eat enough simple carbohydrates to make them into a complex carbohydrate. (Operator: "No, you can't make healthier snacks by eating more of them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 To get the movie session times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Calling 911 to ask if this is an electron year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 To get maths tutoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 To get a recipe for frito pie 113710192023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 Calling 911 because I saw 2 people go into a house, then 3 people leave, and I want to know the state of the house if it needs 1 people to enter it for it to become empty. (Operator: "Please...just...take a break from your math.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 To say the phone network is down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 To say you see a witch in the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Calling 911 because you want a hug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Calling 911 with no specific reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 Calling 911 because you require additional pylons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Calling 911 on aerobraking to inform them that the air is broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Calling 911 because you want another visit to The Texas Renaissance Festival 145811122023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 Calling 911 to tell about foreign spies at The Texas Reconnaissance Feastival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Calling 911 because nobody understands me when I talk about the inherent superiority of Z gauge over HO gauge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 Calling 911 because anti-HO-Z-gaugerians are detected in the Solar System proximity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 Operator: 911 whats your emergency? caller: yes i ordered a 12 ct nugget with bbq sauce and they gave me a 12 ct nugget with honey mustard. 224211152023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Calling 911 because my computer told me, "This program has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down." (Operator: "Stupid Windows 95 crashes.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Calling 911 because that's the Way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 Calling 911 because you want to know how to avoid clipping into the Backrooms. (Operator: "Just...don't try to break reality or force yourself through objects. It's not hard.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 Because noone gave the kitties on floor 4485 no attention and not giving kitties scritches, rubs and pats is 100% illegal! 131211192023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Hello, 911? Yes, I'd like to report a crime in progress. @AlamoVampire has mentioned cats in multiple threads on the forum today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Calling 911 because @Scarecrow71 hasnt mentioned cats enough! 213711192023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Calling 911 because the moon is haunted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Banned because the moon is invented for haunting, werewolving, and other tricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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