AlamoVampire Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 (edited) Calling 911 because fun is being removed by antifun folk 192605022024 page is new! Edited May 3 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 Calling 911 to translate what the Antifun folk have written. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 Calling 911 to file for taxes 045705032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 Calling 911 because you are stuck in space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Calling 911 to be put through to a President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 Calling 911 when you are th President, and everyone tries to be put through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Calling 911 to tell them that the negotiations will be short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 (edited) Calling 911 to tell them that 100 thousand units are ready, with a million more well on the way. Edited May 6 by Admiral Fluffy Grammar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Calling 911 to order my jet pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Calling 911 for your beer sixpack has turned into the jetpack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 Calling 911 for tech support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 Calling 911 to support the tech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Calling 911 to warn of the 12 Cylon models. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Calling 911 from Black Mesa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 5 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Calling 911 from Black Mesa. I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED Calling 911 to deal with Civil Protection raiding your house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 In my country Civil Protection is a shelter/evacuation/etc. service, so they can't do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 Calling 911 to get International Rescue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 Calling Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers instead of 911. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Calling 911 to tell them Grape Ape is over 40 foot high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 (edited) Calling 911 to take off King Kong from the skyscraper. Edited May 11 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Calling 911 because @kerbiloid used 911 to correctly report a giant gorilla on a building and didnt request a banana instead 075805112024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Calling 911 to ask them, where is my banana for the whistleblowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Calling 911 because a mosquito bit you and now you want to bite the mosquito 080605112024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Calling 911 to inform them that I beat the mosquitoes, not bite them. Actually, I mass-poison them with fumigator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Calling 911 to buy a stick of gum Spoiler I tend to just splatter them to be honest or use off or cutter to circumvent the need to bash a squito 081205112024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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