ColdJ Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 Calling 911 to ask how this purrtains to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 Calling 911 because you have new purrtains on the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 Calling 911 to make a purrchase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 Calling 911 purrsistently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 Calling 911 for a purrsonal problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 Calling 911 because it's Purrge Night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 Calling 911 to report purrloinment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Calling 911 to vote for the purrliament members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Calling 911 to report the purrvailing winds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Calling 911 because you sneezed and your cat tried to 1 up you with a pair of sneezes and then looked at you like it was your fault they sneezed. 050108172024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Calling 911 and sneezing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 Calling 911 because you are in hot purrsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 Calling 911 twice purr hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 Calling 911 to get my coin purrse filled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 Calling 911 because your cat wants peppurrmint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Calling 911 as you attempt to escape GladOs using a purrtal gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Calling 911 Dear Mom GladOS because on the escape you have appeared in Purrkina Faso. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 Calling 911 because someone Purreed my cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 Calling 911 because you want to mod Kerbals into Voices of the Void. (Operator: "Don't do that. That game is scary enough as is.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 (edited) Calling 911 to see if you exist, are valid and have worth because you dont know if you exist, are valud and know and have been shown to be worthless 175008222024 Edited August 22 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 Calling 911 because someone you were gaming against on a public server said "EZ + L + swept + so bad + ur trash" after winning, rather than "gg". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Calling 911 because KSP2 got cancelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Calling 911 in an attempt to see what will become of you 21038222024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Calling 911, thinking that those in charge would actually help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Calling 911 to keep this thread out of the second page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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