The_Arcitect Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Calling 911 because you forgot your phone at your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Calling 911 because you have found a phone near his house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Calling 911 because you just had an idea, but you don't have any way of recording it before you forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nantares Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Calling 911 because flat earthers keep spaming comments in every Scott Manley's videos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Calling 911 because a hotel parking spot was too small. Calling 911 to complain that a hair salon didn't style your hair properly. Calling 911 to complain that your neighbour was vacuuming late at night. Calling 911 because a coin laundry machine doesn't have enough water. Calling 911 asking why traffic is so bad. Calling 911 asking police to bring a shovel to dig the car in front of your house out of the snow. Calling 911 to complain that police were 'too loud' responding to an emergency. Calling 911 for information about watering restrictions Calling 911 to report a broken ATM. Calling 911 because a gas station wouldn't let you use their washroom. This list reported by a major emergency call centre in British Columbia, Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 10 hours ago, 55delta said: Calling 911 because a coin laundry machine doesn't have enough water. Calling 911 because without that machine you can't proceed your money laundering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Don’t forget “calling 911 because you were woken up by an ‘Amber Alert’ text message “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Calling to ask why should you know about the problems of Amber at 2 a.m. when you even are not an Amber prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Calling 911 because KSP isn't on the schedule for AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick.) (Yes, not only do people speedrun KSP. But Speedrun.com has 12 separate categories and sub-categories where someone has submitted a run.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Call 911 to enable the launch abort sequence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fulgur Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Calling 911 because you're annoyed it isn't 999 like in the land of idiots, lying liars, lying-down Moggs and de Pfeffels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMiiBrother Posted January 12, 2020 Author Share Posted January 12, 2020 Calling 911 becuase the creator of this thread (thats me) hasn't commented on this for how many months again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Calling 911 because the creator of this thread has returned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNKKING Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I call 911 because my plane is crashing in KSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 911. Just do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Calling 911 because my boss is making me drive in to work during snowmageddon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Calling 911 because @HarvesteR left Squad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 11 hours ago, StrandedonEarth said: Calling 911 because my boss is making me drive in to work during snowmageddon Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolover Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Calling 911 (or 999 as we call it in the uk) as I need the toilet DESPERATELY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
έķ νίĻĻάίή Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 911! THE FLOOR IS LAVAAAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Calling 911 because you accidently broke the window of a store-front and you want to turn off the alarm that's making all the noise. (FYI, turning off alarms is the job of someone other than a passerby, no matter the fault.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Breaking several windows more right now to let the 911 come just once instead of every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Calling 911 because you need help with math. No really, this really happened once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 (edited) &source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjC4-_fhbvnAhUCNRoKHVPeBqwQ_AUoAXoECAoQAw Edited February 5, 2020 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Calling 911 to report that the police cars following you are driving well over the speed limit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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