kerbiloid Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 18 minutes ago, 55delta said: Calling 911 to report that the police cars following you are driving well over the speed limit. ... because you tried following them but quit at 140 mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Arcitect Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Sombody lost the lamb sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 On 1/30/2020 at 8:59 AM, DunaManiac said: Calling 911 because you need help with math. No really, this really happened once sMArT calling 911 because your mom is making you eat beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Calling 911 because you can't gnaw them from the beanstalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Calling 911 because the bowl of ramen you ordered didn't include a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 (edited) Calling 911 when somebody has sold a ramen bowl of beer to a person <21y. (Or <18, put your local value) Edited February 18, 2020 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Calling 911 because that one Nintendo character got kidnapped once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 36 minutes ago, 55delta said: Calling 911 because that one Nintendo character got kidnapped once again. Oh man, if I called 911 every time the NES cartridge lost its savedata.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Calling 911 when out of cartridges for your gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Calling 911 to report that the battery in your phone d... er, um.... Asking someone else to call 911 to report that the battery in your phone died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Calling 911 to argue that Dr. Robotnik is "the eggman" from I Am The Walrus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Calling 911 because your last post 'won' the entire thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 cAlLiNg 911 bEcAuSe jEb DiEd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Calling 911 to ask for help with ET's long distance call. ("Why are ET's eye so big?" "He looked at his phone bill.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoidCosmos Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Calling 911 to ask for groceries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 9 hours ago, VoidCosmos said: Calling 911 to ask for groceries Or booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 calling 911because your friend works there. Little did you know, they had the flu and were home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoninFrog Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 "What's 4 + 5?" "11." "No, it's actually 9." "I knew that, I was just calling 9 11." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Calling 911 because you lost a bet. (Please, just don't.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 9 11 Nine Eleven? Spoiler Nein Elf? Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Calling 911 because your uncrewed supply rocket lost comms while attempting to dock to your orbital station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMiiBrother Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 Calling 911 because I forgot how to call 911. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Calling 911 to correct a movie on how we already has a procedure to use the LM as a 'lifeboat.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 Calling 911 because you don't know how to use the camera on your phone for a video call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Calling 911 because I actually don't. Never used video calls from the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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