Spacescifi Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 (edited) In star trek, it is not a subject ever touched on, but I still think it is a relavent one. Especially given the upcoming Picard series. People get old. Sooner or later they end up in an assisted living facility. Sooner or later someone other than them has to wipe their butt. That someone could be you. Would you do it if: 1. It was an old klingon who was on suicide watch. After all, he considers it highly dishonorable that he is too old to to wipe his own butt. 2. An old vulcan lady. Lived during the days of kirk (vulcans live long). Like vulcans, she never smiles and is generally boring. Also she has been known to do the vulcan nerve pinch on orderlies who upset her by feeding her messily, getting food all over her face. Granted it is hard, since her head bobs back and forth because of a medical condition. 3 This guy. The thought of his wrinkly butt would make me squirm, and the grand nagus is kept on watch from females too. He slapped Kira's bum right after she turned her back later on in the same episode. Kira did not retaliate because he is a foreign diplomat. Only reason. 4. Quit your job. Yet that is the only position starfleet will give you right now. Perhaps you should consider a career in botany? So which will it be? Personally, I think the whole concept of having to wipe an aged klingon warrior's bum to be the most hilarious. Given how much they pride themselves on honor and dying in battle. Speaking of which, you may have to watch that he does'nt start any fights with other patients or the staff. Or you. Even a plastic knife can be dangerous around an aged klingon warrior! Edited June 29, 2019 by Spacescifi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Why bother with buttons? I would just automate it. 5 hours ago, Spacescifi said: 4. Quit your job. No problem. A freelance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superfluous J Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 There is no economy so I'd quit and live off my peers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JERONIMO Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 quit, because i haven't watched star treck, or i just don't remember it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 5 hours ago, Spacescifi said: Even a plastic knife can be dangerous around an aged klingon warrior! For every Klingon Spoiler Spoiler there is a Magneto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacescifi Posted June 30, 2019 Author Share Posted June 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: For every Klingon Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents there is a Magneto Magneto? Clarify please? Also I would love to see the yelp reviews klingons give your assisted living facility LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superfluous J Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Spacescifi said: Magneto? Clarify please? Also I would love to see the yelp reviews klingons give your assisted living facility LOL. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Spacescifi said: Magneto? Clarify please? Isn't the graphic story self-explainable? 2 minutes ago, 5thHorseman said: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. They deal with any Klingon one can meet on the Earth. Edited June 30, 2019 by kerbiloid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanamonde Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 This is not a suitable subject for this forum, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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