The Ten Commandments of Kerbal space program

[kerbiloid]

Thou shalt hope that Don't Click gets clickable when you're at the forum.

[Kerminator K-100]

Thou shalt not edit the persistent file to revive kerbals after killing them in your hard mode career save where you turned off crew respawn and installed the BARIS mod, then have the parachutes fail and Jeb crash into the ground at 500 m/s. AND IT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST MISSION!!! *Sigh* Its been a long day.

[Lewie]

Thou shalt wonder why the devs have not incorporated scatter and EVE into the base game

[kerbiloid]

Thou shalt believe in GP2.

[DunaManiac]

Thou shalt complain of low framerates

[catloaf]

Thou shalt not remove Jeb from an uncrewed mission.

If thou art squad, thy shalt add a Charon analog.

[DunaManiac]

On 8/27/2020 at 1:16 AM, catloaf said:

If thou art squad, thy shalt add a Charon analog.

Spoiler

They pretty much have already, Ike's relationship to Duna is very similar to Pluto and Charon.

Thou shalt not get off topic in a forum games thread.

[Entropian]

Thou shalt never play a 1.x.0 version.

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

THOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!!

[The_Arcitect]

Thou shall remember that delta v changes

[Mikenike]

Thou shall remember not to spagetify thy crew on thy mission.

[kerbiloid]

Thou shalt write shalt as shalt.

[Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute]

Though shall install mods like your computer can handle an infinite number.

[Moach]

21 hours ago, Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute said:

Though shall install mods like your computer can handle an infinite number.

Thou meaneth, it can'th?

 

Thou shalt wait a score and ten minutes or it to load!  And thinketh it normal!

Edited October 2, 2020 by Moach

[kerbiloid]

Shaltn't thou, pleathe, all-waᵹs hath the staᵹing checketh?

Edited October 3, 2020 by kerbiloid

[BekfastDerp13]

Thou shall remember to attach parachutes to your capsule

[bobjonesisthebest:D]

Though shall Remove the MonoPropellant  of thou MK1 command pod

 

[kerbiloid]

Thou shalt wait for the coming bugfix, shaltn't thou?

[Kerb24]

Thou shall check TWR.

[kerbiloid]

Wouldn't thou, please, be so kind to shalt drop no crumbles on the floor, please? Thank thou in advance.

[Kerb24]

Thou shall fly safe.

[Staticalliam7]

thou shalt not spin any faster than 68 rpm

[Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute]

Thou shalt fail include any form of escape system for thy kerbals

[Kerb24]

Thou shall land on Mun before Minmus.

[kerbiloid]

Thou shalt say shalt rather than shall.