Kerbals, what are they?

[Ben J. Kerman]

cAPS LOCK? 

 

[ColdJ]

On 7/13/2021 at 4:53 AM, Dr. Kerbal said:

I asked the Game Theorist for help. 

@Dr. Kerbal Did you ever get a response from Game Theorists?

[AtomicTech]

I wonder if they're actually going to cover it!

[Nazalassa]

I think Kerbals are fungi-melon hybrids, with... What the heck is THAT on my Kerbal? Spinach? Watermelon? Kiwano?

[AtomicTech]

8 minutes ago, Nazalassa said:

I think Kerbals are fungi-melon hybrids, with... What the heck is THAT on my Kerbal? Spinach? Watermelon? Kiwano?

Does anyone feel like resurrecting Carl Sagan to help us answer this question?

[Nazalassa]

I prefer edible Kerbals.

[ColdJ]

On 1/13/2022 at 8:53 AM, Nazalassa said:

I prefer edible Kerbals.

So Kerbals are Jelly Babies?

[Nazalassa]

Melons are way more tasty, for melon-tasted Kerbals. For Jelly Babies-tasted Kerbals, Jelly Babies are more accurate.

So, do you prefer:

1. Melons?
2. Jelly Babies?
3. Something else?

[ColdJ]

1 hour ago, Nazalassa said:

Melons are way more tasty, for melon-tasted Kerbals. For Jelly Babies-tasted Kerbals, Jelly Babies are more accurate.

So, do you prefer:

1. Melons?
2. Jelly Babies?
3. Something else?

Marshmallows?

[Catto]

a minion's more evolved cousin?

[Nazalassa]

3 hours ago, ColdJ said:

Marshmallows?

Definitely Melon, or Watermelon.

Marshmallows are pink or white.

53 minutes ago, siklidkid said:

a minion's more evolved cousin?

Minions are yellow.

Kerbals are green, we need green things.

Melon-watermelon-fungus hybrid -> Kerbals.

[ColdJ]

3 minutes ago, Nazalassa said:

Marshmallows are pink or white.

Really? Just add some liquorish hair and tick tack eyes

 

Also many green things go yellow with age.

[Nazalassa]

1 minute ago, ColdJ said:

Also many green things go yellow with age.

Kerbals don't go yellow as they age

[ColdJ]

Just now, Nazalassa said:

Kerbals don't go yellow as they age

Have you ever seen an old Kerbal?

Most get killed by player crashes well before they can get old.

 

[Nazalassa]

That's not the case of Neklan, who is stranded in Low Minmus Orbit since millenia (literally) (in game-time) for a Science Experiment.

He's as green as a tomato Watermelon.

[ColdJ]

Just now, Nazalassa said:

That's not the case of Neklan, who is stranded in Low Minmus Orbit since millenia (literally) (in game-time) for a Science Experiment.

He's as green as a tomato Watermelon.

No oxygen to create oxidative stress

 

[Nazalassa]

I've sent something like 5000 refuel vessels with kOS some time ago, so he had plenty of oxygen in his station, which is mostly oxygen tanks. I played with Snacks!.

Three months spent two years ago to launch 50 vessels manually all the day long. Last year the computer crashed and I lost all the files . So the experiment stopped.

Now I don't have Snacks! anymore.

Edited January 15, 2022 by Nazalassa

[ColdJ]

The banter is all in fun. As we all know they are really Fungi.

Sorry you lost all your work. I hope you make regular copies of your saves going forward.

3 minutes ago, Nazalassa said:

Three months spent two years ago to launch 50 vessels manually all the day long. Last year the computer crashed and I lost all the files . So the experiment stopped.

 

[Nazalassa]

That was the time I had a break with the computer... It's the computer's fault. All is the computer's fault.

So, who (dis)agrees with the fact that Kerbals are (Water)Melon-fungi hybrids?

[Catto]

27 minutes ago, Nazalassa said:

Minions are yellow.

Kerbals are green, we need green things.

 

Ah ah ah, i said evolved. Evolution can make you change color.

But disregarding the minions, i'm thinking that they're just unstable stretchy mass filled with life. How else are they supposed to stretch across your screen from the kraken when they're alive?

They're merely playthings for the kraken.

[Nazalassa]

(Water)melons are green, fungi are elastic.

(Water)melons + fungi -> green, elastic beings. The Kerbals.