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[Abel Military Services]

I dunno. 

How to use a rocket instead of an ICBM? 

Nah pagah.

Edited April 21, 2022 by Abel101126

[iamn00b]

@Abel101126depends on the rocket, some vehicles can pretty much go horizontal and still achieve a good orbit, others need to gain some height first.

What is one thing that all male teenagers need to know?

Edited March 20, 2023 by iamn00b

[OrdinaryKerman]

4-strokes give you more brain damage.

How to concentrate on something

Edited April 23, 2022 by OrdinaryKerman

[ColdJ]

Wear yourself out till you can't keep your eyes open any longer.

How to itch

Edited April 21, 2022 by ColdJ

[Abel Military Services]

Use scratch. 

How to duck? 

Edited April 21, 2022 by Abel101126

[SSTO Crasher]

You dock by docking 

How to rendezvous  

Edited April 21, 2022 by SSTO Crasher

[Abel Military Services]

First, you have to aim for the window. 

How to power my own house? 

Edited April 23, 2022 by Abel101126

[OrdinaryKerman]

Throw time-delayed nukes out the back

How to listen to a song

Edited April 23, 2022 by OrdinaryKerman

[Abel Military Services]

Look at the words. 

How to destroy the human civilization? 

Edited April 23, 2022 by Abel101126

[Deddly]

You type the words into Google to get the experience.

How did dinosaurs go extinct?

 

Edited April 23, 2022 by Deddly
Question switcheroo

[Abel Military Services]

Google dino. 

How to play that? 

[Nazalassa]

Use the arrows.

How to play KSP?

Edited June 1, 2022 by Nazalassa
ARROWS! ARROWS EVERYWHERE!

[Kerb24]

Go to the KSP wiki tutorial section.

How should I bake a cake thoroughly?

Edited July 17, 2023 by Kerb24

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

You have to go see an actual rocket launch (no matter the price)

Why is Jeb dead?

Edited July 17, 2023 by Aerodynamic Kerbal

[Kerb24]

It tragically died because it got buried by other, more popular ones.

How should I move myself across a state?

Edited July 17, 2023 by Kerb24

[Deddly]

Dismantle it and rebuild it at the destination. 

Why do people go for higher education when then have no interest or ability for completing what they have started, and the course will only leave them in debt for the rest of their lives with few job prospects even if they somehow pass? 

Edited July 18, 2023 by Deddly

[adsii1970]

To cheat in college classes and stand in complete shock when their professor nails them to the wall!

Why do Lego bricks now come in pastel colors?

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

So that they can be used as a secret weapon by the Danish military.

Why does SpaceX hate The Titan Metroplex?

Edited July 18, 2023 by Aerodynamic Kerbal

[OrdinaryKerman]

The Titan Metroplex keeps swatting the landers away.
Why do I keep floating in my dreams?

Edited July 20, 2023 by OrdinaryKerman

[Deddly]

@OrdinaryKerman

Because you are afraid that the sky will fall on your head. 

What do you plan to do over the summer? 

Edited July 19, 2023 by Deddly

[adsii1970]

Start my own spaceflight company and call it "SpaceTruckers."

If you could choose what your ideal gaming PC would be, what would it be?

[Deddly]

@adsii1970

A vending machine. 

What 's the best way to cheat in KSP, apart from installing mods? 

Edited July 19, 2023 by Deddly

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Use RCS and a lot of SAS

How do I make a good lasagna?

[Kerb24]

Search for lasagna recipes.

What should I do after high school?

Edited February 18 by Kerb24

[Deddly]

Go to necromancer school.

Should I change my name to Thomas Andrews and move to Belfast?

Edited February 18 by Deddly