ColdJ Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Side effect: They now all finish abruptly and without satisfaction. My Superpower: To make hundreds of Tumble Weeds roll into Utah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Side Effect: You must roll with them. My Superpower: The ability to post witty retorts in any forum thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 6 hours ago, ColdJ said: Side effect: They now all finish abruptly and without satisfaction. My Superpower: To make hundreds of Tumble Weeds roll into Utah. That already happened like last week if you don't know(if from Utah, one of the towns was buried) 34 minutes ago, Scarecrow71 said: Side Effect: You must roll with them. My Superpower: The ability to post witty retorts in any forum thread. Side effect: You can only post witty retorts, no suggestions or games. Superpower: learn anything in 30 seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 The side effect is that you essentially just put yourself into the Total Perspective Vortex. My superpower is that I can drown out the sound of your screams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Side Effect: You can saddly only do this while drowning in water. Super Power: I can think of ways to improve any movie plot. 2 hours ago, Ryaja said: That already happened like last week if you don't know(if from Utah, one of the towns was buried) That was why I said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Side Effect: All dialogue, acting, sets, and props are infinitely worse. Super Power: I can speak every language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 The side effect from that is that the Duolingo owl is constantly hunting you down and there's nothing you can do about it. My superpower is that I can never get tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Side Effect: As you don't get tired, you don't sleep, which means your brain never gets to store short term memory into long term memory, eventually the build up sends you catatonic, never to be able to interact with the world again. Super Power: Can counter any other Super Power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Side effect: it counters itself after one use. Superpower: to wake up on time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Side Effect: You are always late for everything else. Superpower: To always know which way is north. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 23 hours ago, ColdJ said: Side Effect: You can saddly only do this while drowning in water. Super Power: I can think of ways to improve any movie plot. That was why I said it. So... We're having 80 mph wind gust and mini tumbleweed bits are flying around. I almost got hit in the eye lol. Side effect: you forget right and left. Superpower: to not get hit in the eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Side Effect: Everything gut punches you now. Super Power: Infinite Optimism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Liao Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 SE: You die of dopamine overdose. SP: Can eat metals. No explanation will be forthcoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Side Effect: You can't digest them, so can no longer get through Airport Security. Super Power: Can create new Super Powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Side Effect: Only in a very specific alternate dimension that you have no way of getting to. Superpower: I can travel into and out of any alternate dimension/reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Side Effect: You have to have visited these places through other means first. Super Power: I can remember the long lost Star Wars holiday special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Side Effect: You can't forget it. Super Power: Getting missed by everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Side effect: You are unable to put food im your mouth. You're such a messy eater, ColdJ! My superpower: I am able to sleep on command for a solid 8 hours every night without getting disturbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Side Effect: Everybody who can't are really annoyed at you. Superpower. Managing to type while half asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Side Effect: It takes two hours to type a single word. Superpower: Being able to safely drink hydrazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Side effect: You ate abducted and forced to live out the rest of your life as one of the characters of @Mister Dilsby's graphic novels. My superpower: Remove 502 errors at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 Side Effect: You never get sleep again as everybody is constantly asking you to remove theirs. Superpower: Belief that as long as I keep at it, that eventually I will get the result I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 There is no side effect from that. You have the belief, but you only sometimes get the result you want, just like before. So it's no superpower. I have the superpower of not experiencing side effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Granted, for you the desired effects become the side effects and you dont experience them. All things become placebos. Super Power: to be able to predict the most unimportant things with 100% accuracy. (ie when that red light will go green or when a bird will start chirping and for how long or when a blade of grass will break off. Stuff like that, but importantly nothing important like lotto numbers or sports ball game results or election results. Only stupidly trivial stuff) 024607242024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Side Effect: You never get surpise parties. Superpower: Infinite patience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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