Last meals!

[Rutabaga22]

So, there's this prison. Death row inmates are to be given anything for your last meal, if the prison cannot serve it to you, you are let out. 

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Here's the game: 
1. I start with my meal

2. The next person tells me how the prison gives me my order using any loophole they can exploit (Pls be creative) or they let you out.

3. The same person person then gives their last meal

4. The next person repeats
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Example:

Person A: I will ask for a real unicorn horn.

Person B:  The prison creates a toy company called Areal and the company sells a unicorn horn, they give you Areal Unicorn horn. I want an alien egg.

Person C:  The prison inserts a flashdrive into an egg, the flash drive has a copy of the movie alien. I want the eye of an Australian sphinx cat.
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I'll go first:
I want a fresh baked Kerbal 

Edited July 27, 2022 by Rutabaga22

[kerbiloid]

Spoiler

A dawn.

The guards come into your cell.

"Stand up!"

"I want a fresh baked Kerbal!"

"Who cares? Take him!"

 

[Deddly]

@Rutabaga22

The prison guards enter your cell and present you with a platter containing the steaming remains of a freshly baked Kerbal plushie. 

For my last meal I request a dodo steak. 

[Rutabaga22]

@Deddly 
The prison guards give you meat from the body of a journalist from The Dodo

I wouldn't mind a nice fresh john wick's dog smoothie

[Abel Military Services]

The prison guards found a smoothie shop called "John wick"and they bought a dog smoothie for ya. Now go to hell!

I want some chicken, roasted by a nuclear engine. 

[Ryaja]

The prison changes how you will be executed, it is now over exposure to radiation, and the chicken is also stuffed with refined uranium

I want to have a steak that gives me invulnerability 

[Abel Military Services]

When you eat the steak, you found a strange pack inside it. The pack said that it's invulnerability. And it exploded. 

I wish for some steak. REAL steak. 

[Ryaja]

You are forced to eat a real stake! Oh wait, was that misspelled? Who cares.

 

I want every food in the world

Edited October 26, 2022 by Ryaja
I am apparently blind, tired, and very imprecise at clicking.

[Rutabaga22]

3 minutes ago, Ryaja said:

I wish to never be sick agian

Wrong thread.
 

Please remember, you aren't trying to kill the person with their meal, you are just giving them their order via some loophole.

New request:

I want to eat a nebula.

[Abel Military Services]

Which nebula do you mean? You mean the Nebula from 2013 or the Nebula from 2021? 

I want some Enriched Plutonium please

Edited October 27, 2022 by Abel Military Services

[Deddly]

27 minutes ago, Abel Military Services said:

I want some Enriched Plutonium please

I mean, it's your last meal, your choice. You get a plate of enriched plutonium, if that's what you really want. 

13 hours ago, Rutabaga22 said:

I want to eat a nebula.

You, sir, may have this Nebula 4K streaming dongle. Hope it tastes good.

 

As for me, I would like to have a plate of real fish and chips but from the European continent. 

[Abel Military Services]

This is a real fish and chips from France, so it maybe tastes like perfume. 

What I want is simple, just give me some poison and I will execute myself. 

[Ryaja]

Ok here's some poison, you will die in 2 years and feel so sick you can't move for the entire time, have fun!

I want bread, made on the moon.

[Abel Military Services]

Did you forgot that the prison is on the moon? 

I want a depleted Uranium armor, for evil good reasons. 

 

 

Edited October 30, 2022 by Abel Military Services
Adding RSS

[Rutabaga22]

Here's your armor. Where is it? It depleted into nothing on the way here.

I want a lego brick from alpha centauri.

[Ryaja]

Ok, it is sharpened titanium and you have to step on a different one to eat the other one.

 

I would like super soldier serum please.

Edited November 29, 2022 by Ryaja

[Rutabaga22]

Ok, here's this russian energy drink. It either says "Super soldier serum" or "Uh-oh! Rutabagas"

I want the blood of a fairy.

[Catto]

"Gives you a cup of berry juice"

Oh,  you said fairy? sorry, i'm hard of hearing.

I want Medium Rare steak

[Rutabaga22]

Easy. Here’s a steak. Sorry, it is just rare, medium is hard to find these days.

 

I want the aliens from area 51.

[Ryaja]

Here is the diseases from an island no one has visited in years!

I want a nice juicy rutabaga.

[Rutabaga22]

Here ya go! *dies*

I want a unicorn!

[Ryaja]

Ok, but we only had a sharpened horn.

I want every food in the world.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. Well, you must finish them in 30 sec or we will kill you using radiation, which means "Pain". 

I want some kerbal meat. 

Edited December 8, 2022 by Abel Military Services