Beginning, Middle​​​​​​​, and End!

[Deddly]

2) An urgent meeting is called to discuss who is to blame for:

a) the existence of a nuclear reactor at a rocket launch site

b) designing said reactor to be dependent on an Internet connection 

[Rutabaga22]

3) it was blamed on the poor management of Mortimer Kerman

[Abel Military Services]

4 And Mortimer was sent to the reactor to check.

 

[Maria Sirona]

1: The spaceship TotallyNotGonnaExplode 13 was approaching Jool.

[Abel Military Services]

2 But while it was flying, R&D developed warp tech and built another jool exploration ship that uses alcubirre drive. And the warp ship uses 3 minutes to reach jool. Poor TotallyNotGonnaExplode 13, it uses 2 years to reach jool. 

[ffx]

3. The confused crew attempts to contact the warpship, but there is no response.

[Abel Military Services]

4 They soon found out that the warp ship uses a better communication protocol. 

[ColdJ]

1: The Coyote was just about to catch the road runner.

[Abel Military Services]

2 But the road runner fires 4 anti-tank missiles. 

[Maria Sirona]

3: But then the Heart of Gold suddenly appears and its unprobability engine turns the anti-tank missiles into flowers.

[Deddly]

4) The flowers fall from a great height with a satisfying whistling sound that drops in pitch as they near the bottom of the ravine. They crash to the desert floor and a perfectly doughnut-shaped cloud of dust spreads out from the impact location. Some onlookers claim they could hear a voice inexplicably saying "Oh no, not again."

[Zozaf Kerman]

1) Jeb sat on his couch watching the television, when he suddenly realized that he forgot to take out the trash.

[Deddly]

2) The trash has been there for so long it has evolved into a sentient life form.

[Abel Military Services]

3 But it's radioactive waste. Jeb throw it into a spent fuel pool. 

Edited December 31, 2022 by Abel Military Services

[Maria Sirona]

4: The sentient radioactive trash gets angry at Jeb and decides to exact revenge on him by [REDACTED] the [DATA EXPUNGED] into [REDACTED]

Edited December 31, 2022 by Maria Sirona
Added "on him"

[Abel Military Services]

1 Jeb recieved his new year gift.

[ColdJ]

2: It was an antiviolence field. Anybody who promotes violence towards any Kerbal, simply dissappears in a puff of logic.

[Abel Military Services]

3 so jeb use that to get the Kobel Prize

Edited January 2, 2023 by Abel Military Services

[ColdJ]

4: All rocket launches were a success from then on.

[Abel Military Services]

1 the struts are no longer unbreakable in KSP2

[Deddly]

2) The community review bombs the game on Steam

[Abel Military Services]

3 then they increased the ion engine's thrust. 

[ColdJ]

4: But no one knows because they left when the game bombed.

[Abel Military Services]

1 Dell Conagher invented some sort of intelligent turret. 

[Deddly]

2) The turret is self aware. It wants to make everyone friends and spends it's time encouraging others to make peace with one another.