jimmymcgoochie Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 (edited) “Houston, be advised that the precision landing team did their job a little too well; also, ‘landing right next to Perseverance so it could get some really cool action shots of the landing’ may have been a bad idea. Anyone ever see that weird film where they go to Mars to find out what’s eating all their algae that they carpet-bombed the planet with and the robot thing goes crazy and tried to dive-bomb them with its little helicopter? Because that’s what Ingenuity is doing right now. INCOM-*signal lost*” Edited September 29, 2021 by jimmymcgoochie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 6 hours ago, jimmymcgoochie said: Anyone ever see that weird film where they go to Mars to find out what’s eating all their algae that they carpet-bombed Thales the planet with and the robot thing goes crazy and tried to dive-bomb them with its little helicopter? Because that’s what Ingenuity is doing right now. INCOM-*signal lost*” Red Planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 The only correct option is to say the famous quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Who you got to sleep with to get a cup of water around here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 "Okay, google. What's now?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamn00b Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 "Yeah, no aliens here. Sorry, people of the 60s!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 "Hey, kitty, kitty, kitty..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 I'd start singing "Once in a lifetime" by "Talking Heads" (it makes sense if you read all the lyrics) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 MY HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 (edited) On 9/18/2021 at 4:18 AM, ColdJ said: MY HILL. Spoiler This is one of my favorite posts on the Forums so far. "Who's Jeff?" Edited October 13, 2021 by AtomicTech funnier this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BekfastDerp13 Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 "Well it's easier in Kerbal Space Program, but we made it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 "Any parking around?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 "Hey, did I forget my keys in the lander?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 "Our car is broken. Can we, please, make a call?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staticalliam7 Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 (edited) "Hey look! There's life on Mars now! Wait, since I now live on a different planet, I would be considered a alien. Which means, when I return, I can start a alien invasion". Or, "Where's the oxygen?" OR, "Oh wait, this is Mars? My GPS must be broke" Or, "Where's my sticker doc?" On 8/26/2021 at 6:29 PM, jimmymcgoochie said: “Houston, be advised that the precision landing team did their job a little too well; also, ‘landing right next to Perseverance so it could get some really cool action shots of the landing’ may have been a bad idea. Anyone ever see that weird film where they go to Mars to find out what’s eating all their algae that they carpet-bombed the planet with and the robot thing goes crazy and tried to dive-bomb them with its little helicopter? Because that’s what Ingenuity is doing right now. INCOM-*signal lost*” Yes. Very strange movie On 11/12/2018 at 4:16 PM, adsii1970 said: "Amazon Prime... hello? Do I still get free delivery?" I still want same day shipping... Edited October 14, 2021 by Staticalliam7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.dobsonian Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 Can anyone hotspot me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Hello, is anybody home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BekfastDerp13 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Dang it, I forgot my Mars Bar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Hey, why's there a crack on my visor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 "Hey! Can we launch with a bruised nozzle?" .... "No, no, it's normal. Just asking..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Say? No, I'd sing: Quote She packed my bags last night pre-flightZero hour 9:00 a.m.And I'm gonna be highAs a kite by then I miss the Earth so much I miss my wifeIt's lonely out in spaceOn such a timeless flight And I think it's gonna be a long, long time'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to findI'm not the man they think I am at homeOh, no, no, noI'm a rocket manRocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone And I think it's gonna be a long, long time'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to findI'm not the man they think I am at homeOh, no, no, noI'm a rocket manRocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kidsIn fact it's cold as hellAnd there's no one there to raise themIf you did And all this scienceI don't understandIt's just my job five days a weekA rocket manA rocket man And I think it's gonna be a long, long time'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to findI'm not the man they think I am at homeOh, no, no, noI'm a rocket manRocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone And I think it's gonna be a long, long time'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to findI'm not the man they think I am at homeOh, no, no, noI'm a rocket manRocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone And I think it's gonna be a long, long timeAnd I think it's gonna be a long, long timeAnd I think it's gonna be a long, long timeAnd I think it's gonna be a long, long timeAnd I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long timeAnd I think it's gonna be a long, long timeAnd I think it's gonna be a long, long timeAnd I think it's gonna be a- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 There is never a taxi when you need one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 After a six-month journey to Mars: Man, I realize I reeeeeally need to go to the toilets. Of course, the whole planet would be watching (and hearing) me. And since I don't know how to turn off the camera and the micro, going to the toilets will be very hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 [This speech is protected under a ARR License.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 So, where is that famous Starship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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