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If you were the first person on mars, what would you say?


KleptoKat

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Well, we missed by 20,000 lightyears. The Black Hole Explorer 1 has landed on Mars, though!

Wait, what's that big sha-

*smash*

ME: This is MY country! FEAR THE FLYING SPACE CARRIER!

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"Why are we here again?"

"No one knows. We just are. Always have been always will be."

"What do you mean? We just landed here."

"No, there's some temporal anomaly thingamajig here, makin' time go in circles."

"Why are we here again?"

"No one knows. We just are. Always have been always will be."

"What do you mean? We just landed here."

"No, there's some temporal anomaly thingamajig here, makin' time go in circles."

"Why are we here again?"

"No one knows. We just are. Always have been always will be."

"What do you mean? We just landed here."

"No, there's some temporal anomaly thingamajig here, makin' time go in circles."

"Why are we here again?"

"No one knows. We just are. Always have been always will be."

"What do you mean? We just landed here."

"No, there's some temporal anomaly thingamajig here, makin' time go in circles."

"Why are we here again?"

"No one knows. We just are. Always have been always will be."

"What do you mean? We just landed here."

"No, there's some temporal anomaly thingamajig here, makin' time go in circles."

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Your outdoor suit is dusty?

Your entire planet is also covered with dust?

The air outside is almost vacuum?

Can't even open your window to refresh it in your room?

Forget your problems!

Do you know about the Kirby's Best Vacuum Cleaner?

It is your best friend on the Moon, on the Mars, and even on the Earth!

Please, let me show it in action, and then decide if you prefer keep living without it, or change your life for the better! For the much better!

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"Hey, Bob?"

"What, Jeb?"

"I think we're in a computer game!"

*gunshots*

*PSIA agent enters the pod*

PSIA agent: "They must not know!"

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