Maria Sirona Posted October 8, 2023 Share Posted October 8, 2023 The noise of the booster ignition scares the golf players, one thing leads to another, and a golf ball hits the watermelon, and it falls and gets smashed. Very sad. But @TwoCalories wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A lump of paper the size of a small planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted October 8, 2023 Share Posted October 8, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Jebediah Kerman riding a capybara, holding a long stack of sepratrons like a jousting spear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoE_BoT Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 (edited) The paper collapses and catches fire, burning Jeb. Luckily he was wearing his Space Pants™ So he was unaffected Tie Spoiler Stellar engine Edited October 10, 2023 by JoE_BoT I didn't see new posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A drop bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 The drop bear drops from the ceiling in the tracking station and presses the button to terminate the stellar engine in orbit! @Deddly wins! (They've really got to put a cover on the terminate button) Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler KSP 2 wobbly rockets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The asteroid Psyche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted October 16, 2023 Author Share Posted October 16, 2023 The rocket wobbles so much that it smashes into Psyche! It's a draw! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler My in-house designed Trinity CSM, docked to a Hab Module and a 2nd Gen LEM with the launch vehicle's upper stage still attached for the transit to the Mun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoE_BoT Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Spoiler Gun tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 A peaceful spacecraft in space and a gun tank can't do really anything against each other. I declare a draw! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A lump of scissors the size of a small planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A cursed pizza with no tomato or cheese but with grapes, raw garlic, a tub of lard, pineapple, kiwi slices and a whole avacado in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 The planet of scissors collapses from all the empty space in between, generating enormous heat from friction. The intense heat bakes the pizza to perfection, people enjoy it, and it loses its sole purpose in life to be cursed and undesirable. @Deddly wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A ball of mint ice cream the size of Minmus- heck, why not. Minmus itself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Starship flight test 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted October 19, 2023 Author Share Posted October 19, 2023 Starship Flight Test 2 successfully reaches LEO and reenters, being destroyed as planned. Minmus is still there. @Kimera Industries wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Docking port drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Rock paper scissor anything you want to do Spoiler Spoiler The kraken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 The docking port drive taunts the kraken and it destroys the ship it is mounted on, launching the kerbals on board at incredible speeds. The kerbals arrive at their destination anyway, and much faster than planned. The kraken gets a tasty new ship to munch on too! It's a draw! Rock-scissors-paper-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Spoiler Falcon Heavy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Rock-scissors-paper-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Starship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 The two behemoths collide in a giant fireball. The FAA grounds all SpaceX flights for the foreseeable future. Everybody loses except the astronomers. Rock-scissors-paper-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A Nokia 3310 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Liao Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 Rock-scissors-paper-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Jebediah Kerman and unlimited funding :flushed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 (edited) the nokia caused jeb to implode catastrphically destroying the KSC and all of its funding @Deddly wins that round Rock-scissors-paper-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Saturn Edited October 20, 2023 by kspbutitscursed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 Rock-scissors-paper-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Loads of money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 The loads of money buy a crewed mission to Saturn. Everyone wins. It's a tie! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A lamp traveling at lightspeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 Spoiler A small piece of paper containing a hand-written message that reads "The person holding this note wins" Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Liao Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 The note that reads "The person holding this note wins" is lying totally telling the truth! @Maria Sirona wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Matt lowne and his pc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The red tape of the FAA and Fish + Wildlife stopping private companies from launching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Literal red tape clogs the air vents of Matt Lowne's PC, which overheats and dies. Matt posts a short video saying "So long, and thanks for all the fish". @Kimera Industries wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A giant hot-air balloon filled with water being launched from an enormous catapult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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