You are being sent to Kerbal Hell. What nightmare challenge has the Little Green devil given you to do?

[i_wasted_my_life_on_kerbal]

Was day dreaming the other day while I spent an hour trying to rendevous a lander for Pol. I lined up the orbits right but I would have to wait 1y+ before I would get an encounter.

It got me thinking. What are the worst possible challenges a person could try to complete that would be utter monotonous to achieve?

I was think that this would be so bad that it would serve as a way to punish souls in Hell.

My idea was: forcing a play to reach Eeloo using on Gravity slingshots from Dres or making your way back to Kerbin from Eve using only Gilly slingshots.

Sending the first kerbal to walk all the way around Kerbin also would be torturous.

Any other suggestions?

[Iapetus7342]

Circumnavigate Mesbin from Whirligig World from pole to pole on foot. Good luck, the poles are 13 gees and Mesbin is very wide.

EDIT: Mesbin also has a large peak at it's poles, and you're not going around them 

Edited April 19 by Iapetus7342
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[Robin Patenall]

I think I've already been sent to Kerbal Heck (like Kerbal Hell but for minor offences) as I'm currently driving across Moho's Degraded Crater (KSP2) without any altitude maps. I keep running into very long >100 meter high cliffs and have to backtrack which, along with the "spin out every km" and "timewarp (non-physics) causes rovers to fall through the ground" bugs, is beginning to get very tiresome.

In KSP1, I did circumnavigate Moho in a rover (going to all biomes) and I now remember why I said "never again".

[tryharder]

Get the Kcalbeloh mod, set a spaceship orbiting as far from the black hole as possible, then make a second spaceship dock with it.

With only ion engines as propulsion.

In real time (cue ominous laugh and flashes of red lightning).

[tryharder]

Or even better, bring an asteroid into low Mun orbit, but you're only allowed to crash spaceships into it (DART-style) to move it. One small mishap could set you back by days of grinding.

[Lisias]

Fix Unity Garbage Collector...

[MythicalHeFF]

8 hours ago, tryharder said:

Or even better, bring an asteroid into low Mun orbit, but you're only allowed to crash spaceships into it (DART-style) to move it. One small mishap could set you back by days of grinding.

For a small asteroid (class A) that actually sounds kind of fun.

[umbra humanus]

On 6/22/2024 at 12:20 PM, MythicalHeFF said:

For a small asteroid (class A) that actually sounds kind of fun.

Make a video about it. I shall be watching to make sure you do, andif you do not i shall propose an even harder challenge to you.

Edited July 14 by umbra humanus

[umbra humanus]

Land on the mun with no time warp, and using no quick saves or reverts.

[Mr. Kerbin]

Land and return Minmus with (once in orbit) a jetpack, but use a Mk1 Command pod.

[Fizzlebop Smith]

Listen to Nates pitch for KSP2

[Iapetus7342]

Go on a mission to Kcalbeloh, land on Efil and return to Kerbin, but only with seperatrons. Brownie points if you use the 1/8th size seperatrons from the Periapsis Motors parts pack!

Edited August 9 by Iapetus7342

[Bob640]

Plot: everyone in the ksc thinks Gilly looks like a potato, and they want some of it to resupply their eve station. However, the kerbals stationed there want a lot of food, and a firework show! thus, the ksc resolved to obliterate Gilly using an interstellar comet. Mission: Crash a class I interstellar comet on Gilly.