101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[Poison Penguin]

504 Some kind of religious building so my Kerbals can pray before I blast them into space.

I want that because I feel that my Kerbals are entitled to some kind of hope when they're under my command... It's about all they have left.

[AfailingHORSE]

8 Can I build a tiki bar on Laythe? And stock it with beer and wine for my Kerbals?

Why can't I do this now?

[Akhar]

510: We should be able to catch baby space krakens and tame them and have them pull our ships into orbit for free.

[Rage097]

Why can't I do this now?

511. implementing this guy's ^^^ signature.

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[Akalaël]

512 : having a new realese every single day, with new content, new parts, bug free.

513 : if really impossible, OK, I will have every two days, I'm not that impatient !

[Guest]

514: Make SRB's have throttle control

[Ryu Gemini]

This is not a stupid idea depending on the context a mass multiplayer yes a local 4 man co-op or even a 2 man co-op is not that bad of an idea.

I would say minecraft-style multi could be reasonably good too.

i.e. someone hosts a server, and other people join. Main issues would be that time warp would have to be disabled or modified in some other way, and that some system would have to be in place for whose computer deals with the physics calculations of an uncontrolled vessel that is near two different players at once (presumably, the server would let each player's computer handle all the whatnot for their own ships at the least).

Its the only means I can see multi working with this anyway.

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[Sigma117]

515. A kerbal lego style thing with 4 of each stock part to model our own ships

[CHR1SZ]

516: I want a second, rival space center that automatically sends up various stock rockets/spaceplanes which I get points for shooting down with SRB missiles etc.

[General Rarity]

517

I want all the planets to be like the real solar system, not some made up planets like a Purple Venus......

[Richy teh space man]

518 When roads get added to the desert, add Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner to it, and no matter where you land in the desert, you always land on the coyote.

[Kilmeister]

518 When roads get added to the desert, add Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner to it, and no matter where you land in the desert, you always land on the coyote.

I support this Idea!

[Tangyboxhead]

20. Why can't we have personal houses?

[The Jedi Master]

519: Have crowds of Kerbals gather near the launch facility to watch the launch, and if you crash into them you get major budget cuts.

[Guest]

520) Include a button on the start screen labelled "When Is The Next Update?", which takes the user to a splashy countdown screen. However, every time they click the button to check, the countdown increases by a random number of days (between 20 and 200 with each click).

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

520) Include a button on the start screen labelled "When Is The Next Update?", which takes the user to a splashy countdown screen. However, every time they click the button to check, the countdown increases by a random number of days (between 20 and 200 with each click).

I think you put this in the wrong thread, this thread is for stupid ideas. Not good ones!

[technicalfool]

45) can humans like meet kerbs and stuff?

Sure. Walk up to Mr T and call him a wuss-bag. He'll make sure your head meets the kerb pretty damned quick.

[msyblade]

I wanna feed my kerbals cookies, when they're finished breakdancing.

[The Jedi Master]

522: When nuclear engines explode, they create mushroom clouds.

[Flixxbeatz]

522: When nuclear engines explode, they create mushroom clouds.

523. "Nuclear engines must be powered by nuclear power alone! It doesn't work that way how the game does!"

[TheDarkStar]

524. Who cares about the physics, we need Star Wars-style space battles, with multiplayer, weapons, none of this annoying math and "delta-v" stuff (infinite fuel, point where you want to get there), aliens, random failures on ships like what happened on Apollo 13, and you should be able to do the battle where two planets orbit each other and and you'd need to worry about both of them both pulling you in so you crash.

[Sir Nahme]

525: Don't touch that!

[Maxilica]

526. Pod Racers!!!!!

[Sir Nahme]

526. Pod Racers!!!!!

Actually someone has built some already XD

[Maxilica]

Actually someone has built some already XD

Oh. Then....

527. Parts for the U.S.S. Enterprise!