Jump to content

Don't Click This


NASI Director

Recommended Posts

On 7/31/2017 at 11:24 PM, Aperture Science said:

.::APERTURE SCIENCE'S GUIDE FOR UNLOCKING THREADS::.

 

Congratulations! You have chosen (or been chosen) to master the art of unlocking threads which were previously locked by (gasp!) an evil moderator or more.

As a bonus, you have received an Aperture Science™ Lock Buster 9000™, the best choice for thread unlocking:

41b78KLRLzL._SL500_AC_SS350_.jpg

 

Guide for usage:

1. Locate your target. A good way to find those is by spotting a lock symbol next to a thread's title.

2. Know your target. Open the thread, take a gander at the original post and its replies, see if it's worth rep unlocking.

3. Locate the reply that states the thread has been locked. It should be the last reply to the thread and must have been posted by (gasp!) an evil moderator. If that is not the case, the thread has not been locked or has been done so in a very weak way.

4. Place such reply between the Aperture Science™ Lock Buster 9000™'s cutters.

5. Remove any limbs present in the Aperture Science™ Lock Buster 9000™'s cutters and say the activation code out loud:

 

6. The Aperture Science™ Lock Buster 9000™ will recognize the activation code. When that happens, proceed to the next step.

7. Firmly press the Aperture Science™ Lock Buster 9000™'s handles until the lock snaps.

stock-photo-a-burglar-tries-to-open-the-

8. Throw the lock as far as possible and holster your Aperture Science™ Lock Buster 9000™.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SUCESSFULLY UNLOCKED A THREAD!

 

BY BEING POSTED, THIS GUIDE GRANTS THIS THREAD A LOCK IMMUNITY!

FDFZka9.png

LONG LIVE THE LOCKLESS PARTY!

 

 

I told you it would work.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 hours ago, Dman979 said:

Guys, even though this is a game, please keep your spoilers within a reasonable length.

I'm locking this thread so it doesn't happen again.

Maybe youve locked too many threads today, because it is clearly unlocked. You ran out of locks!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...