AlamoVampire Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 (edited) Floor 4519: a cable and internet provider that has become unreliable and is currently in its 9th hour of total service blackout 090701252024 new page Edited January 25, 2024 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 Floor 4520: Logarithmic functions. In the middle of it all is a math nerd who insists on writing 2 as log base 2 of 4. This allows him to nest the log within itself since it defines and contains the number 2 at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 26, 2024 Share Posted January 26, 2024 Floor 4521: The greatest music library ever. Every song and music recorded on individual pure vinyl, in a storage system that stretches for hundreds of miles. With an interface that you can use to call up whatever you want and have it played through speakers built into to very comfortable listening chairs. You may be here a while. You start with "Bow River" by "Cold Chisel". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 Floor 4522: your favorite band/solo artist singing/performing your least favorite band/solo artists music 061801272024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 27, 2024 Share Posted January 27, 2024 Floor 4523: This room is filled with forum users, sitting in front of computers. None can see the others, but all are trying to come up with fun reasons to ban each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 28, 2024 Share Posted January 28, 2024 Floor 4524: A walking bacteriophage on the surface of Minmus. You don't know how it got there or what it does, but it looks like someone spent hours setting up Kal controllers so it could walk in any direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 28, 2024 Share Posted January 28, 2024 Floor 4525: baked potatoes 022901282024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 28, 2024 Share Posted January 28, 2024 Floor 4526: A detailed model showing all 93 missing floors of the building. You look carefully to try and see some of what you missed out on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroWolfie Posted January 29, 2024 Share Posted January 29, 2024 Floor 4527: gigantic food court. Every restaurant ever made is here, and you see people from various ages chatting, eating, and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 29, 2024 Share Posted January 29, 2024 Floor 4528: a single metronome pulsing at 30 beats a minute where every so often one of the pulses is an ear piercing tone. Its completely random 132201292024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 Floor 4529: The entire parts list from KSP1 and 2, in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 Floor 4530: a carrot, a purple carrot. 193301292024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 Floor 4531: The VAB from KSP1. Suddenly, one of the wall panels falls and you see an entire orchestra behind the walls playing a constant stream of music for the engineers scurrying around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Liao Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 Floor 4532: An endless labyrinth of drywall, occasionally interupted by a window which seems to lead to floor 4515. There are white wooden doors that swing off of a wall, with no opening behind them. There are trapdoors on the ceiling which are dusty and seem to lead to other floors, most commonly floor 3233. The air is dusty, and hasn't been cleaned in a while. Occasianally, one may stumble across the remains of food, strange liquids, and/or plastic shards. Where are you? In fact, how did you get here? Is there a way out? Are the attics safe? Can I climb higher? There's no point in turning back; quite frankly, you've forgot how to leave. The building does that to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 Floor 4533: You recognize this place as the backrooms. However, what makes it even worse is not the fact that you are being hunted, but the fact that there is nothing here. Infinity, filled with absolutely nothing meaningful in any way, and you are alone here, in a mind-numbingly boring sequence of never-repeating, but never-interesting rooms. @ColdJ, how many floors are we off by? Should we correct this or no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 (edited) Floor 4534: A giant round table with players discussing various threads. ( @Kimera Industries. someone jumped from floor 2099 to floor 3000 in the same post on page 76, which I believe would have thrown things off by 901 floors, but by doing the simple 25 posts per page times number of pages I think we are currently off by 93 (not sure I got it right, feel free to check me on this.) I think it would be too disruptive to reset the current floor numbers, but if players agree to it, maybe we could write a floor and include in the same post a different floor marked as a random reminicense. Numbered till we do 93 of them, but not actually put a floor number. What do you think?) (To make it even more confusing, a forum user who no longer exists seems to have purposely dropped the count back by 3000 floors on page 91 and again people didn't take proper notice. If someone is bored enough to go through every single page we might find out all that has happened but I couldn't be bothered trying to sort it all out.) Edited January 30, 2024 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaldeB Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 Floor 4535: a person saying that he might check every page to see how high we should be, I am not sure how long it wil take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 Floor 4536: a sign reading: Ground Floor Welcome to the Building 094301302024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 31, 2024 Share Posted January 31, 2024 Floor 4537: This floor has 2 exit doors, one says to the next floor. the other says "Roof Exit". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 31, 2024 Share Posted January 31, 2024 Floor 4538: A room full of chaoticians. They appear to rank themselves by how well they can do the weird laugh Malcom does on the helicopter. @ColdJ, we'll leave the count as is. I guess it's just in the nature of the building itself to be this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaldeB Posted February 2, 2024 Share Posted February 2, 2024 Floor 4539 The results Spoiler Clarification: I took the last post on a Page and added 25 to it, if the floornumbers were the same I added another 25 until they didn't. If they weren't the same I subtracted them and got the difference, if it was negative the floornumber was to low and if it was positive it was to high. Page 3: should end with 74 but ends on 72 Error = -2 Page 6: should be 147 but is 146 Error=-1 Page 7: should be 171 but is 182 Error= +11 Page 8: should be 207 but is 206 Error= -1 Page 9: should be 231 but is 300 Error=+69 Page 10 should be 325 but is 323 Error -2 Page 13 should be 398 but is 408 Error +10 Page 16 should be 483 but is 484 Error +1 Page 18 should be 534 but is 533 Error -1 Page 20 should be 583 but is 580 Error -3 Page 21 should be 605 but is 606 Error +1 Page 22 should be 631 but is 630 Error -1 Page 23 should be 655 but is 653 Error -2 Page 24 should be 678 but is 676 Error -2 Page 25 should be 701 but is 698 Error -3 Page 27 should be 748 but is 747 Error -1 Page 28 should be 772 but is 771 Error -1 Page 29 should be 796 but is 805 Error +9 Page 31 should be 855 but is 853 Error -2 Page 32 should be 878 but is 881 Error +3 Page 33 should be 906 but is 920 Error +14 Page 34 should be 945 but is 947 Error +2 Page 35 should be 972 but is 970 Error -2 Page 36 should be 995 but is 964 Error -31 Page 38 should be 1014 but is 1015 Error +1 Page 40 should be 1065 but is 1067 Error +2 Page 41 should be 1092 but is 1089 Error -3 Page 42 should be 1114 but is 1113 Error -1 Page 43 should be 1138 but is 1141 Error +3 Page 44 should be 1166 but is 1165 Error -1 Page 45 should be 1190 but is 1192 Error +2 Page 46 should be 1217 but is 1233 Error +16 Page 47 should be 1258 but is 1257 Error -1 Page 51 should be 1357 but is 1356 Error -1 Page 52 should be 1381 but is 1379 Error -2 Page 54 should be 1429 but is 1430 Error +1 Page 55 should be 1455 but is 1456 Error +1 Page 56 should be 1481 but is 1480 Error -1 Page 57 should be 1505 but is 1502 Error -3 Page 59 should be 1552 but is 1565 Error +13 Page 60 should be 1590 but is 1600 Error +10 Page 63 should be 1675 but is 1785 Error +110 Page 64 should be 1810 but is 1811 Error +1 Page 65 should be 1836 but is 1832 Error -4 Page 66 should be 1857 but is 1915 Error +58 Page 69 should be 1990 but is 1988 Error -2 Page 70 should be 2013 but is 2012 Error -1 Page 71 should be 2037 but is 2038 Error +1 Page 72 should be 2063 but is 2071 Error +8 Page 73 should be 2096 but is 2098 Error +2 Page 74 should be 2123 but is 3023 Error +900 Page 75 should be 3048 but is 3063 Error +15 Page 76 should be 3088 but is 4006 Error +918 Page 77 should be 4031 but is 4172 Error +141 Page 78 should be 4197 but is 4916 Error +719 Page 79 should be 4941 but is 4938 Error -3 Page 80 should be 4963 but is 4988 Error +28 Page 81 should be 5013 but is 5014 Error -1 Page 82 should be 5039 but is 5041 Error +2 Page 85 should be 5116 but is 5110 Error -6 Page 86 should be 5135 but is 5131 Error -4 Page 87 should be 5156 but is 5155 Error -1 Page 88 should 5180 but is 5181 Error +1 Page 89 should be 5206 but is 5211 Error +5 Page 90 should be 5236 but is 5336 Error +100 Page 91 should be 5361 but is 2357 Error -3004 Page 92 should be 2382 but is 2361 Error -21 Page 93 should be 2386 but is 2325 Error -61 Page 94 should be 2350 but is 2351 Error +1 Page 95 should be 2376 but is 2375 Error -1 Page 96 should be 2400 but is 2401 Error +1 Page 98 should be 2451 but is 2361 Error -90 Page 99 should be 2386 but is 2474 Error +88 Page 100 should be 2499 but is 2849 Error +350 Page 101 should be 2874 but is 2974 Error +100 Page 102 should be 2999 but is 2549 Error +450 Page 108 should be 2699 but is 2698 Error -1 Page 110 should be 2748 but is 2749 Error +1 Page page 114 should be 2849 but is 2848 Error -1 Page 115 should be 2873 but is 2872 Error -1 Page 116 ahould be 2897 but is 2896 Error -1 Page 118 should be 2946 but is 2945 Error -1 Page 120 should be 2995 but is 2994 Error -1 Page page 126 should be 3144 but is 3143 Error -1 Page 127 should be 3168 but is 3169 Error +1 Page 130 should be 3244 but is 3243 Error -1 Page 138 should be 3443 but is 3442 Error -1 Page 140 should be 3492 but is 3491 Error -1 Page 141 should be 3516 but is 3466 Error -50 Page 143 should be 3516 but is 3513 Error -3 Page 146 should be 3588 but is 3587 Error -1 Page 147 should be 3612 but is 3972 Error +360 Page 148 should be 3997 but is 4007 Error +10 Page 154 should be 4157 but is 4156 Error -1 Page 156 should be 4206 but is 4204 Error -2 Page 159 should be 4279 but is 4277 Error -2 Page 160 should be 4302 but is 4301 Error -1 Page 161 should be 4326 but is 4325 Error -1 Page 164 should be 4400 but is 4399 Error -1 Page 167 should be 4474 but is 4478 Error +4 Page 168 should be 4503 but is 4498 Error -5 Page 169 should be 4523 but is 4520 Error -3 Page 170 should be 4545 but is 4344 Error -101 Page 172 should be 4394 but is 4393 Error -1 Total +645 floors to high If this is correct the current floor number should be 4539-645=3894 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 2, 2024 Share Posted February 2, 2024 2 hours ago, WaldeB said: If this is correct the current floor number should be 4539-645=3894 Some massive errors in there, but did any self correct as we went along I wonder. Still 25 times 178 would mean the last on this page should be 4450. Floor 4540: Organised chaos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaldeB Posted February 3, 2024 Share Posted February 3, 2024 (edited) Shouldn't it be 1 less because the very first post isn't a floor but the rules and explanation of this game? Floor 4541(/4540) An organiser struggling to organise the chaos Edited February 3, 2024 by WaldeB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 4, 2024 Share Posted February 4, 2024 16 hours ago, WaldeB said: Shouldn't it be 1 less because the very first post isn't a floor but the rules and explanation of this game? Technically yes. Also the creator started us on floor 0, also known as the ground floor. Either way the first page ended on floor 24. Floor 4542: The bridge of the USS Zeng He. It reminds you of the bridge of the USS Discovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted February 7, 2024 Share Posted February 7, 2024 Floor 4543: GLaDOS' boss battle room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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