insert_name Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Due to our eagerness to launch the mission we forgot to add batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 "In our most recent launch, we launched without our crew. They were taking too long to eat their snacks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 "it turns out that our new financial strategy of launching big dumb things that blow up after five seconds destroying the Launchpad is NOT a good strategy... oh well..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) "Although it was our intent to send Bill on a three-day orbital mission, we forgot to change the flight roster and so Jeb was aboard by mistake." "Today we announce our new mission to rescue our astronauts stranded on the moon, including all the astronauts from the previous missions we sent to rescue those stranded astronauts." Edited January 27, 2017 by 55delta Thought of another line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 "We have come up with a rocket 5 times the size and mass of the Saturn 5. We designed it in Kerbal Space Program." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 We accidentally warped time so hard that our our returning craft clipped through the earth before we could stop it and now it has two weeks to go before it comes around again...and only 2 more days of life support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 (edited) we need uber as a sponsor stickers on every world space agencies rockets Edited January 28, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' oh oh oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 we forgot to configure our farings to clamshell mode, and forgot to raise the ejection force so our rocket was impaled with several faring pieces and destroyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 We have a new, novel, and untested spacecraft design. The first flight will be crewed by rookies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 (edited) tommorrow were starting the ender sila nunam programm, unfortunately the enders married jarod and a giant ant alien, get disgusted of it's own kind and left somewhere else in the universe 25 000 years laters thks to tardis Edited January 28, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Satellite imagery has picked up what looks like the body of a giant Kraken on one of Jupiter's moons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 "Yes, we did buy some rocket parts from A.C.M.E. Rockets..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 "No, we totally didn't use duct tape in the construction of vital things." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omegagoldfish Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 "Our budget is large enough- phht yeah, right. Heh. Uh, we can explode Diemos before the Chinese?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 (edited) "were going to blow up the moon before anyone else lands on it so nobody else can say they landed on the moon, this isn't for science, its politics" "we landed on the moon, but since we accidentally clicked symmetry x2 we have a mystery goo on top of the crew hatch, canceling all future EVAs" Edited January 29, 2017 by StupidAndy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 The new SLS doesn't have enough power so we will just strap two more boosters on there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 (edited) so your asking us to give you bazillion of dead malfunctionning rocket and your offering only 4 ? Edited January 29, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 "Well, we know it because it worked in KSP." Yes, NASA employees actually play this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 "We have decided, for expediency, to forgo all simulations and testing of our latest rocket ahead of its first manned launch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 "So, money is not really a problem." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 "Our satellite launch today failed to achieve orbit after the second-stage engine consumed all the fuel from the satellite's internal tanks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjp1050 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 "And besides-- --it works in Kerbal Space Program." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 On January 30, 2017 at 2:10 AM, Mjp1050 said: "And besides-- --it works in Kerbal Space Program." I was seriously about to put the same xkcd in here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 "Well, if you spoke louder I would have heard of the "bring them back safely" part you claim to have said." " We cannot complete the mission anymore because the new rookie decided it was time to time warp before we could deploy the solars panels" "Yeah, we know that the explosion wasted billions of dollars, but you've got to admit that it was pretty cool, right? I mean, it was just like KSP!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 "We have enough money to get the job done, and we won't postpone our timeline by a single day!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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