DAL59 Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 (edited) The BFR was launched successfully, but instead of visiting the ISS, as planned, a navigation error made it rendezvous with the old agena target vehicle(this just happened to me) Page 20! Edited November 29, 2017 by DAL59 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Yes the ISS is a joke and international thing for maintaining lack of space exploration.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacebrick3 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Today, we are announcing a new program. This program will have no safety features, training, or any scientific basis. Essentially, we will be sending people to space strapped to tin cans in order to test various ideas we came up with. Anyone want to volunteer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 On 11/29/2017 at 10:47 PM, spacebrick3 said: Today, we are announcing a new program. This program will have no safety features, training, or any scientific basis. Essentially, we will be sending people to space strapped to tin cans in order to test various ideas we came up with. Anyone want to volunteer? That made my morning! We have stopped sending people to circumnavigate Earth because the Earth is flat (NASA never said that LIE)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) "Question, sir- FOX News here, by the way" "Yes..." "First you say that the rocket will have a guidance system, then you describe the cockpit for the astronauts. So will they be controlling the ship or not?" "Can you LISTEN?" Edited December 5, 2017 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) "Question sir- we're CNN for the record" "Yes..." "First you say that you will be going to mars, then you tell us that the ship will have to burn retrograde just after it 'enters its sphere of influence', I quote. So are we going to Mars or not?" "Are you KIDDING me?" I'm just going to make a whole series of this. Edited December 6, 2017 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 (edited) "Kvestion ser- koming from ze Pravda Газета." "Yes..." "Ferst, you say thet you are space progrem. Den, vi are told thet your project rekvires you to use ze L-... 1... ehh, 1011 Tristar Star-gay-zer, treeple-engine commershal atmosferic jet. So are you aktualli space progrem?" "Any better questions?" Edited December 6, 2017 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 (edited) "Mi ignoscas, peto ut a quaestione?" "How the hell did you get here?" "Nunc munere cum quis priorem notario interrogavit-" "No. Next." Edited December 6, 2017 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 (edited) "CBC here- question sir." "Yes..." "May I go to the washroom?" Edited December 6, 2017 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 MNN Here Krakens have hitchhiked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 *Pulls out handgun and stands up* "IF ANYONE MENTIONS PLUTO AGAIN I'LL BLOW ALL YOUR MOTHER____ING HEADS OFF!" *Freeze frame* *Pulp Fiction theme starts playing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) MNN Here Jeb is, uh, spaghetti now.... Plut° f°r life @Matuchkin Edited December 20, 2017 by KerBlitz Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 *Shamelessly steals style from Matuchkin* "ABC here - question sir" "Go ahead" "We have to go into space to get to mars, right?" "... yeah?" "Ok, so why does the rocket tilt sideways after launch?" "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 "We were going to board Neil Armstrong, but we accidentally boarded Jebediah instead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 "Over the next ten years we shall return to the Mun... sorry... Moon". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 (edited) "There are good reasons to go to space. Here they are."* "You know, I think we have enough money." "The Earth is round." "The Earth is flat." "All you people are smart and considerate, and you are willing to listen to us so we can explain how this stuff works and why it's important. Thank you." *Sorry, NASA. Edited December 24, 2017 by Confused Scientist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercosmic Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 (edited) "Just so you know, we're not the one who decided that Pluto is not a planet. Those low-intelligence people, can they understand the difference between astronomy and astronautics!?!" Edited December 25, 2017 by Hypercosmic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 We don't need to launch any rockets, but we have photos suggesting that the earth is on the back of a ginat turtle, and it's turtles all the way down. (not those butt-breathing ones by the way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 "The next-generation Orion capsule will have enough space for six-player Super Smash Bros matches!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 "This study will be unparalleled...as it will be entirely asymmetrical." "To save additional weight, we've removed all engines from the first stage." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 "... then we have realized that the first stage is the heaviest part of the rocket and removed it completely." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDZhB Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 "For convenience, we are moving all major space program facilities right next to the launch pad, including our tracking station, aircraft hanger, and R&D complex." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 "We are now able to release a public statement about the missing ZUMA spacecraft. We have determined that the cause of failure was that one engineer forgot to add solar panels." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 (edited) On 20/03/2017 at 1:07 AM, StupidAndy said: "I like trains" cnrs & a few otter ... h ... "thankfully" like them too it seem ... but they are famous i m not xDr Edited January 20, 2018 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 "We made a $10,000 bet that we can hit the Mars habitat with the emergency supply probe." "We have made a major breakthrough in our mandate to solve all the world's problems. Humanity will be upgraded." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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