roboslacker Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 "We built a boat out of old rocket parts" "Based on measurements taken by the last moon mission, we believe it may be possible to build a jet engine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Maybe if I put this he-BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh-BOOM!!!!!!!!! I-BBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 (edited) "The launch is cancelled because we forgot to recover the vehicle staying on the launchpad since the previous attempt." Edited January 30, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 "This rocket was meant to test very high retrothrust landing in water so it didn’t hurt the droneship, but amazingly it has survived. We will try to tow it back to shore." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 On 01/02/2018 at 5:45 AM, cubinator said: "This rocket was meant to test very high retrothrust landing in water so it didn’t hurt the droneship, but amazingly it has survived. We will try to tow it back to shore." I see what you did there. Let's try this one. "I think I'll write a product review: 'Took product to the surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0\10'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 "At last we successfully took that Martian product. Also we took Martian sum, Martian ratio and Martian difference. So, MS Excel works fine on Mars." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Just now, kerbiloid said: "At last we successfully took that Martian product. Also we took Martian sum, Martian ratio and Martian difference. So, MS Excel works fine on Mars." "We're still not sure if it was the dot or cross product, though." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 "During a test of our new satellite delivery system, we may have caused a total cessation of reality. We apologize for any non-existence this may have caused" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 (edited) 0/10 Stars We took a KJI Mavik Krow to the moon and it wouldn't take off. (DJI Mavic Pro) Edited February 4, 2018 by KerBlitz Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 "We have enough money." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) "https://xkcd.com/763/" Spoiler next ; )@Sturmgeschutz Edited February 5, 2018 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 "kiloyards" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 "you know the fun about, sponsor, pr, story telling , mass media ? no ; same we don't know either, and believe it we don't intend to studies this kind of phenonema or get grabbeb in da flow in any mathematized way or not" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalcyonSon Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 "The satellite successfully reached orbit, however, on deploying the solar array, pieces of the satellite suddenly and without warning exited the star system above the speed of light." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 “We suffered a tragedy today at the loss of the mission commander’s smartphone when someone depressurized the airlock before he could put it away.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) "We are not sure how the astronauts came back with aliens in the capsule, or how they found any life on the moon, but..." Edited February 7, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Life autocorrected to love. Stupid piece of.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 (edited) "You there, in the front! "No, we did not anticipate the possibility of an accidental Jupiter descent" "Yes, the rest of the mission was a success. It was all planned". "No, we at NASA are not trying to break up spaceX, On account of the unfair competition corporate Monopoly rules. There is no other space company doing as well as SpaceX" _____________________________________ "Excuse me... Uh.. NPR" *Exasperated sigh* what. "We ARE trying to send a probe into Pluto's gravity, no?" "That would be accurate." "So why did you sent it to Jupiter?" *PR guy shoots reporter in head* Edited February 7, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 "The latest discoveries of gravitational waves will be groundbreaking in the music world" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 "We just received a message from Starman. He is very angry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Hey! Yeah? Bill Bob, New York Times? Yeah. Ask away. So, why did you crash the probe into Jupiter? Wouldn't it be Cooley if you landed it to take pictures? Or made a Jupiter rover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 "We couldn't figure out the math, so we'll just wing this launch." Here's a few old references: "We will solve the ice build-up problem on our rocket suits with an ice inhibiting system from our contractor Aperture Science." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 "Excuse me?" "Yeah?" "Uh... Gene Kerman, FakeNewz.com. if we are trying to stop asteroids, then why did you slam the spacecraft into the asteroid? Why not just land a space shuttle on it and blow it up like in the movies?" "Security?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuyWithALongUsername Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 ...oops. Revert to launch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 On 2/15/2017 at 11:51 AM, KAL 9000 said: What? I just thought it would be the most ridiculous way to save the Earth... had no idea. Whale- Mingo! I took 'flamingo' and added on whale! That's how I named it... Whalemingo! (Excerpt from the somg from the episode this is from) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercosmic Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 "We've decided that we'll switch back to imperial units. love Mars Climate Orbiter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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