kerbiloid Posted Saturday at 06:02 PM Share Posted Saturday at 06:02 PM "Voyager-1 is working now, we are receiving its signals. Now the horrible part. We have never sent it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Sunday at 08:02 AM Share Posted Sunday at 08:02 AM Our rockets are extra wobbly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Sunday at 08:07 AM Share Posted Sunday at 08:07 AM Nobody knows, how did that Arecibo thing appear at Canaveral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Sunday at 06:03 PM Share Posted Sunday at 06:03 PM To lower our footprint we are using plywood instead of steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted Sunday at 06:32 PM Share Posted Sunday at 06:32 PM (edited) We are going to ditch a 1 Trillion USD spacecraft called ISS in 2030 because we prefer to spend dozens of Billions USD on failing Companies than use the money to repurpose it. Edited 16 hours ago by Lisias Kraken damned autocompletes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Sunday at 06:40 PM Share Posted Sunday at 06:40 PM We are going to test our space hotel for billionaires. So. who wants to be a billionaire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Monday at 07:28 AM Share Posted Monday at 07:28 AM Singing Who wants to be a millionaire? I don't Have flashy flunkies everywhere? I don't Who wants the bother of a country estate? A country estate is something I'd hate Who wants to wallow in champagne? I don't Who wants a supersonic plane? I don't Who wants a private landing field too? I don't And I don't 'cause all I want is you Who wants to be a millionaire? I don't Who wants uranium to spare? I don't Who wants to journey on a gigantic yacht? Do I want a yacht? Oh, how I do not Who wants a fancy foreign car? I don't Who wants to tire of caviar? Who wants a marble swimming pool too? I don't And I don't 'cause all I want is you Who wants to be a millionaire? I don't And go to every swell affair? Who wants to ride behind a liveried chauffeur? A liveried chauffeur, do I want? No sir Who wants an opera box I'll bet? I don't And sleep through Wagner at the met? I don't Who wants to corner Cartiers too? I don't And I don't 'cause all I want is you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Monday at 04:31 PM Share Posted Monday at 04:31 PM As the new orbital station is called Axiom, everyone should bring an axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Tuesday at 12:19 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 12:19 PM We now do colourful balloons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Tuesday at 02:23 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:23 PM We don't care how should they return. Let them call taxi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Tuesday at 09:22 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 09:22 PM (edited) You have all just been volunteered to go to Mars. Edited Tuesday at 09:23 PM by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago (edited) "Helium leaks are not a reason for scrubbing a launch." Edited 22 hours ago by Lisias Better phrasing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago No, we don't stuck our guys in space. We just let them to stay at ISS longer than we expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted 16 hours ago Share Posted 16 hours ago We are turning the ISS into an Aquarium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boriz Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago For sale: Space station, slightly used, buyer must collect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago "It's behind the Moon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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