kerbiloid Posted June 29, 2024 Share Posted June 29, 2024 "Voyager-1 is working now, we are receiving its signals. Now the horrible part. We have never sent it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 30, 2024 Share Posted June 30, 2024 Our rockets are extra wobbly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 30, 2024 Share Posted June 30, 2024 Nobody knows, how did that Arecibo thing appear at Canaveral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 30, 2024 Share Posted June 30, 2024 To lower our footprint we are using plywood instead of steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted June 30, 2024 Share Posted June 30, 2024 (edited) We are going to ditch a 1 Trillion USD spacecraft called ISS in 2030 because we prefer to spend dozens of Billions USD on failing Companies than use the money to repurpose it. Edited July 3, 2024 by Lisias Kraken damned autocompletes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 30, 2024 Share Posted June 30, 2024 We are going to test our space hotel for billionaires. So. who wants to be a billionaire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 1, 2024 Share Posted July 1, 2024 Singing Who wants to be a millionaire? I don't Have flashy flunkies everywhere? I don't Who wants the bother of a country estate? A country estate is something I'd hate Who wants to wallow in champagne? I don't Who wants a supersonic plane? I don't Who wants a private landing field too? I don't And I don't 'cause all I want is you Who wants to be a millionaire? I don't Who wants uranium to spare? I don't Who wants to journey on a gigantic yacht? Do I want a yacht? Oh, how I do not Who wants a fancy foreign car? I don't Who wants to tire of caviar? Who wants a marble swimming pool too? I don't And I don't 'cause all I want is you Who wants to be a millionaire? I don't And go to every swell affair? Who wants to ride behind a liveried chauffeur? A liveried chauffeur, do I want? No sir Who wants an opera box I'll bet? I don't And sleep through Wagner at the met? I don't Who wants to corner Cartiers too? I don't And I don't 'cause all I want is you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 1, 2024 Share Posted July 1, 2024 As the new orbital station is called Axiom, everyone should bring an axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 We now do colourful balloons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 We don't care how should they return. Let them call taxi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 2, 2024 Share Posted July 2, 2024 (edited) You have all just been volunteered to go to Mars. Edited July 2, 2024 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 (edited) "Helium leaks are not a reason for scrubbing a launch." Edited July 3, 2024 by Lisias Better phrasing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 No, we don't stuck our guys in space. We just let them to stay at ISS longer than we expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 We are turning the ISS into an Aquarium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boriz Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 For sale: Space station, slightly used, buyer must collect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2024 Share Posted July 3, 2024 "It's behind the Moon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 We could never do multiplayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 The so-called "Moon" is actually the inner surface of the hollow Earth. The Apollos have never been above. They are beneath, stuck to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 Our launch music playlist is available in the gift shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 "We decided to add microtransactions in the coming spacecraft UI standard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 We have been bought by Roblox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 5, 2024 Share Posted July 5, 2024 "The Apollo mission control center starts receiving strange system messages." Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 5, 2024 Share Posted July 5, 2024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted July 5, 2024 Share Posted July 5, 2024 "Our 50 billion dollar space station seems to have crashed. When was the last quicksave?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boriz Posted July 5, 2024 Share Posted July 5, 2024 Due to budget cuts, NASA will now be subcontracting most of it's launches to SpaceX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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