Matuchkin Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Anchor: "And now, we look at what's happening in Miami. On to you, Brad..." Brad: "The MARS-1 mission, launched just over a week ago, is now being sent back to Earth. The communication engineers tell us that one of the crew members allegedly forgot to go to the washroom before liftoff, and that no convenient bushes or ditches were found on the way to the Red Planet. In a speech to the public, NASA Administrator Charles Bolden stated 'dammit, Fred'. All in all, this affair is moot, so I'll contact you back when I get more info. Thanks, CNN". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Astronaut at Q&A session: "The ISS is actually quite a place to be, but after a few months you really do get bored. So we have this game with our NASA boys on the ground: it's like a riddle game, except up to a score of ten. If they lose, NASA has to ask for money from the U.S. Government. If we lose, our water filtration system is turned off for a month. It's very exciting". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A public conference at NASA... Reporter: "One final question: what happened to the International Space Station-" Bolden: "It blew up. Oh well, s_ happens. Any other questions?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 "Our attempt to find an electron in the Earth orbit failed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 "" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 hour ago, StupidAndy said: "" I get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Just now, The Raging Sandwich said: I get it? what's to get? they just say nothing and make people wait five hours before they can leave but sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 minute ago, StupidAndy said: they just say nothing and make people wait five hours before they can leave that's what I got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 (edited) Just now, The Raging Sandwich said: that's what I got oh, okay good job give yourself a cookie Edited May 27, 2017 by StupidAndy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 5 hours ago, StupidAndy said: what's to get? they just say nothing and make people wait five hours before they can leave but sure What do you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 7 hours ago, StupidAndy said: "" Took a second, but I get it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 On 5/25/2017 at 9:04 PM, kerbiloid said: "Our attempt to find an electron in the Earth orbit failed." Out of likes, so you get a quote. "Our launch was delayed twelve hours because during the daytime our computers are too laggy to perform the launch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 "we will make spaceX go bankrupt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 "The earth is flat, the government lies, we never landed on the "moon" (it doesn't exist), and your entire life is a simulation of reality. Thank you." Wait that's actually true? *Triggered flat earthers make profiles and join forum to "correct" us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 "we will correct the flat earthers once they end the flat earthing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 "We want to make it clear that no astronauts were lost when the astronaut complex exploded today. They had all resigned yesterday." "We are not cloning our astronauts. It's just that today's sudden explosion of a manned rocket was actually an elaborate simulation and the pilot will be back on the roster in a few hours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceEnthusiast23 Posted June 6, 2017 Share Posted June 6, 2017 (edited) "Jeb died, again, but Val, Bill, and Bob were pretty happy about it, so they could steal the attention." "The astronauts now have SAS for their head due to the high centre of mass, which makes the little green guys tip over." "The Earth is not flat. It's Kerbin shaped." "The mun landing was not a hoax." Edited June 6, 2017 by SpaceEnthusiast23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 "For the final part of the solar probe's mission, it will use all remaining fuel to increase speed as much as possible. Then it will attempt a 'slingshot maneuver' that we recall seeing once in a movie. "In the interests of international co-operation and because of a massive budget surplus, we have decided to build our own copy of the N1 design..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 The real purpose of Cassini deorbiting is to populate Saturn clouds" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 intrducing the astronaut class of 1 person Evelina Vozenskaya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModerndayLink Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 "We had to make the clouds disappear and flatten the ocean because our cameras cant handle it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 (edited) On 07.06.2017 at 11:21 PM, kerbinorbiter said: Evelina Vozenskaya Probably they failed writing Voznesenskaya. Edited June 9, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Kristina Pimenova is an Astromodel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbalNetwork Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 (edited) "Although we lost 17 astronauts, we don't worry about them. We have turned crew respawn on." Edited June 10, 2017 by KerbalNetwork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 (edited) 8 hours ago, KerbalNetwork said: "Although we lost 14 astronauts, we don't worry about them. We have turned crew respawn on." 7+7+317 NOT 14! the 3 comes from the apollo 1 fire Edited June 9, 2017 by kerbinorbiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbalNetwork Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 (edited) @@kerbinorbiter oh yes. let me fix that shall I. Edited June 10, 2017 by KerbalNetwork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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