Seret Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Year 405: underpants are invented. The peasants rejoice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadpangod3 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Year 406: the kraken is first sighted as a baby squid in the ocean that can fly up and eat birds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Year 415: A kerbal discovers spontaneous combustion within the range of the gunpowder rocket. Various kerbals get frightened by the act of that specific kerbal's bravery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted December 13, 2013 Author Share Posted December 13, 2013 Year 404: History not found.Easter egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted December 13, 2013 Author Share Posted December 13, 2013 year 416 The first suborbital flight is done when a stuntman, Jebidiah Kerman is strapped onto a SRB with ropes and flew. He lived somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Destroyer Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Easter egg?Uh, how is that an easter egg? It was a joke. You know, 404 page not found.Year 417 Bill kerman enters his career by surveying kerbins biome on a "gunpowder car" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo1391 Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 420: the first plane is invented as the winged craft goes flying off the cliff face and into the water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 420.0001: The first casualty from an accident involving a winged craft occurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigyihsuan Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 421: Jebediah Kerman is the first person to test pilot a plane on a rocket. When thought of the idea: "Why not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted December 15, 2013 Author Share Posted December 15, 2013 422: jebidiah is the first kerman to die in a rocket crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 423: Jebediah all of a sudden comes back from the dead and forms the religion of Jebtianity. 2 crossed SRBs becomes its symbol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Destroyer Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Year 424: Jeb attaches "More nozzles" that he calls "boosters" It goes fast, but explodes even faster. The phrase MOAR BOOSTERS begins to develop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astropapi1 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Year 425: A kerbal finds a crashed ship in the desert. New materials are discovered and incorporated into their suit's helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Potato Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Year 426: Jebediah Kerman, in an effort to see how moar boosters would have an effect on speed, accidentally warps time and ends up 2000 years into the future.not is now 2427.Seriously, 300 years after being hunter-gatherers and kerbals already have SRBs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted December 16, 2013 Author Share Posted December 16, 2013 Year 426: Jebediah Kerman, in an effort to see how moar boosters would have an effect on speed, accidentally warps time and ends up 2000 years into the future.not is now 2427.Seriously, 300 years after being hunter-gatherers and kerbals already have SRBs.Yup. kerbals are the best inventors around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted December 16, 2013 Author Share Posted December 16, 2013 year 427:Kerbals find that oil burns longer than fireworks. liquid fuel (first gen) is born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted January 6, 2014 Author Share Posted January 6, 2014 Sorry for double posting: but i have just got an idea. Kerbals now use SRBs to banish exiled criminals in428 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick7892 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Year 430 Kerbals find that if you refine oil you get other types of fuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigyihsuan Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Year 430.5: While refining oil, one of the Kerbals left the oil refining too long; it, for some reason, turned into an invisible gas. A careless Kerbal daemon started this when he lit a match while the gas was in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Year 431: It is found that the invisible gas turns into liquid when it becomes incredibly cold. The liquid is, in fact, highly flammable, much to the detriment of the 10 kerbals standing closest to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Year 432: The first community space programs are formed and the liquid engine is discovered when a kerbal poured oil in to a smoking pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigyihsuan Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 433: The fuel tank is invented said smoking pipe was placed under a leaky oil barrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 440: After some kind of Kerbal "middle ages" science comes again.Kerbals have been thinking of hmm... surviving? (Jeb was confused hearing this.). They invent a parachute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlamingPotatoes Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 445: A weird rock is found (blutonium) that makes kerbals very sick, a ritual mixing of this substance with rocket fuel and drinking it is created to appease the gods, it is known as 'Jeb's coffee' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 445,0000001 First death from drinking a posion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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