StupidAndy Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 have the bear not pass a safety inspection and have sharp metal in it, and smash it to bits how do i walk a walrus across the street? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 You don't, you use a trebuchet to hurl it into the next block. How do I formulate a stupid question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 (edited) Succeeded. Why are there so many duplicated letters in this answer? I now have circles in my eyes. Edited December 21, 2016 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Because you now have o's in your i's Where is my pencil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 It's happily escaped. It's born to be free, Why using pencils having a computer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 (edited) Pencils ares computons ands ist pessimistic. Why is Why? Edited December 22, 2016 by SAS123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 (edited) Because wynaut. Can you watch "The entire Bee Movie but whenever a bee says 'bee' it is replaced with an entire reading of the Bee Movie script but whenever a human say 'bee' it's replaced with the Lazytown theme song but whenever they say 'Lazy' Bill Cipher re-arranges Preston Northwest's face but whenever Bill say 'hole' a frog screams for a full 10 seconds before turning into a pony eating a taco"? Edited December 22, 2016 by ProtoJeb21 Added more insanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy1824 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 because it doesn't make sense how do you live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 By dying. What is why is when is how is where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Basic writing skills learned in college. How can I get my 747 to go orbital? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 You should decrese the Earth mass. Why getting 747 to go orbital, when there are helicopters for this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Because helicopters are incapable of providing sufficient cheese. Why is there a restaurant called Panda Express when it even isn't a vehicle of any kind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Because the Polar Express went bankrupt and turned into a Polarpanda How is @Red Iron Crown different from water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 11 minutes ago, SAS123 said: How is @Red Iron Crown different from water? He can absorb more salt without becoming toxic. If Pinocchio said "I am lying", what would happen to his nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDZhB Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 It would be greatly disappointed in him, because it is a nose and that is all noses can ever do (they were cursed (by a wizard)) If the world really is flat, why don't ice machines ever make enough ice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Because infinite underlying abyss of rock has infinite heat capacity. Why these green-black colored noir SF space B-movies are so charming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Because Hollywood is a lie How do I turn off the TV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 you don't, you get a hammer and throw it at the TV once you see something you don't like, then you buy a new TV how do I fly a walrus to Glopdose, land of the original walrus existence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 With a joystick. Is it the sun or the moon that moves? (Someone in my college actually asked this) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Neither. What is a siege engine capable of launching a 90kg projectile 300 meters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 (edited) Der Dreihundertmeterneunzigkilogrammbelagerungprojektilwerfer(Der-Der for friends) And what about the engine to launch 15245 kg spaceship into 234567 high orbit? Edited December 26, 2016 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 234567 what? Donkeys? Ape poos? How do I cook Borsch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKosanianMethod Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 By throwing it at the sun What is love? Don't Hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 a song answer for people who watched Rogue One: Spoiler How do i blow up Jedha? People who havent how do i fly to the moon with an SSTO, with nothing but Spark LFO Engines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 (edited) On a ballon lighter than vacuum. Why they don't have air on the Moon? How do they breathe? 1 hour ago, TheKosanianMethod said: What is love? Dark side of evolution. love <-> evol Edited December 27, 2016 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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