ColdJ Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 Because there is no tourist hotel on the moon promoting scuba spelunking tours of them. How do you land on the Mun in stock and still have fuel left to get back off ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 I don't sell it to the locals. Why return from the Mun instead of owning it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Because you forgot to bring all the equipment needed to set up a permanent base. How many trips would it take to set up a permanent base? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 None. You can do it right at your place. Why do I want to sleep after lunch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Siesta. You live in Mexico? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 Vice versa, on the opposite side of the planet. Do the meteorologists collect the meteor showers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Seeing as they vapourise in the atmosphere in most cases, I'd say we all do, in our lungs. Would having a meteor shower remove all your dead skin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 It would remove all your skin, flesh included. Why am I up so late? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 That's not you are up so late, that's all of them are up so early. If the jellyfish is a fish, and a crawfish is a fish, why the whale and the dolphin aren't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Wow, really keeping true to the thread, check the direction that their tails move Who combined a whale and a shark to make a Whaleshark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Lack of choice. Does the gesture "first stick two fingers (like "V") into my eyes then into yours" means "Poke out my eyes to stop seeing such a piece of shame like you!" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 No. It means your a Stooge. Who was the 4th Stooge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 The intermediate Stooge between the 3rd and the 5th ones. Why "cheerleader", but "handkerchief" and which one is a boss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 You follow a LEADER off the cliff. A CHIEF tells you to walk off the cliff while staying safe. So CHIEF is boss. How come Deathclaws ignore DT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 To make you need to have guns. Why do Kerbals explode into dust? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOrbitalMechanic Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 They're plants, and high-velocity impacts are how they reproduce. It's not dust, it's spores. What's the most popular brand of rocket part on Kerbin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 BOOSTERS How do I get moar boosters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 You say: Spoiler BOO!!! Are there three chairmen in a space capsule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Nope, they are couch potatoes. If light and radiation move faster than matter and we are all expanding out from the Big Bang, then how could we see the light from 13.8 billion years ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 That's what youtube is for. How did the matter of the Universe exist before Google? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Privately. It is a matter of privacy. Will that word be understood in 100 years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Yes, it will. "matter" = "the person who takes care about mats" Apple. Google. Why not Microsoftle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 Because it is Le Microsoft. Is MacroHard their XXX name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 It's their brand name for the premium users. Why haven't they self-renamed into Millisoft, after getting thousand times bigger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 Because that is how they make their customers feel. (Milli being smaller than micro) What is a stupid question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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