kerbiloid Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Because sun. How do they hide the sun underground every night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 (edited) They turn it off. how do you polish a polish if a polish polish published a polished polish sausage 001210022023 new page Edited October 2, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 Amazon E Book. If you're so smart, why aint you rich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 4, 2023 Share Posted October 4, 2023 Even a phone can be smart, but its money doesn't belong to it. Why money in English is singular, while in Russian they are plural? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 Because there are many Rubels to the Pound. What do we do with a drunken sailor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 Shave his belly with butter late in the evening! why eels? 115810072023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 The eels are wondering, too. is lamprey a lam prey or a lamp rey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 It is an L.A M.P named REY. What is a good way to pass the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 Don't care. The time is passing itself. As there were knights, were there kdays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 No, the days were ladays (pronounced ladies) why turkey legs at renfaires? 002010112023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Kerman Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 to be ren-fair to turkeys. why does tim exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 12, 2023 Share Posted October 12, 2023 Because tims mom and dad bought the kit to make him from itim? why do kitties like skritchies? 1204101122023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 Because Witches like stitches. Who will reply next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 I will say its the beauteous singing bucket! if witches like stitches and snitches get stitches do witches give stitches to the snitches? 034110132023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 ?A snitch pitcher is a pitch snitcher, like the vamp teacher is a blood leecher. How many Jeanne's d'Arc does it take to make Jeanne d'Ellipse? In other words, how many Jeanne d'Egree are equal to Jeanne d'Arc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalcommander563 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 (edited) 125 Fished Fishes from Jeanne.(Don't ask where I came up with that, cause I just did randomly) If you eat Turkish Delight in Turkey are you a cannibal? Edited October 15, 2023 by kerbalcommander563 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 (edited) No, because Turkish citizens are delighted when they eat it. Is the world really shaped like a turtle? Edited October 15, 2023 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 No. The world is rally shaped hate a turtle. Are hobbits shaved sasquatches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Like Ewoks to a Wookie. Is Marble Madness real world accurate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 Kinda, but its accuracy ends at the credits. Real world madness uses lincoln logs too if a cat meows in the woods does the gorilla on the empire state building have lasagna? 131610202023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 It doesn't matter for gorilla, as it can't hear the meowing of the cat. How do the cats remember all letters of the "meow" they must pronounce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Liao Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 They bought the letters of the word from the humans store Why do I exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Because you think. Why do we call squash squash, which is not easy to squash with bare hands, yet call a sponge sponge, which is very easy to squash with bare hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Because Squash Bob would look funny in square pants and would also bob to the top. After what happened in Dead Poole 2, shouldn't there now be 2 Wade Wilsons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Kerman Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 no, because you dont Wade in a Poole, you Wade in a pool If can box, do matches drain buckets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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