GDJ Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Ultimate Steve said: Can I legally own a Canadian top quark? No, but it can be a Charmed. Can I put coleslaw in my kids rubber boots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 (edited) @StupidAndy Ethan Edwards, obviously. @GDJ No, that is illegal in Canada. Warmslaw is fine, though. EDIT: Sorry, I forgot the question. I wish to know the time in Canada. Edited September 20, 2017 by Ultimate Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDJ Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 (edited) 52 minutes ago, Ultimate Steve said: EDIT: Sorry, I forgot the question. I wish to know the time in Canada. As of this post, 21:51 hours Mountain Daylight Time, according to the talking beavers. Edited September 20, 2017 by GDJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 21 minutes ago, GDJ said: 21:51 hours Mountain Daylight Does Mountain Daylight depend on your location? (On top of the hill - day, in a valley below - night.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Nope, it depends on the potato count. Why does everybody eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 µ What is the aardvark's favorite note? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Death Is mayonaise an instrument? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shdwlrd Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 no, it's just mixed notes what is a common carrier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 (edited) A mercenary ship with aircrafts. Why Venus doesn't have satellites? Edited September 27, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 (edited) Because they are big and expensive. She uses cables instead. How many chips are in a bag? Edited September 28, 2017 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 two or if you're lucky π. Where does a pillow sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 In a galaxy far, far away.... How do I ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 ...by avoiding antiprotons. Where is my dish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 It's stored in a dishpenser. Why a WonderWoman owns a superforce, but not a superhorse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 8 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Why a WonderWoman owns a superforce, but not a superhorse? Answer: Newton's second law states work is frustration times procrastination. It's physics. Or maybe math. Does the eye in the Illuminati pyramid ever go to sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) It tries, but they immediately wake it up by tingling with the illuminati compass. Q1. How do the English-speaking navigators distinguish, which compass they need? Spoiler OR Q2. Do they? Edited November 18, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 (edited) blablabla they do should we explain him how being a specialist is a self slavery some invest on in it's back ; ) ? Edited November 19, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 no why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract_Kerman Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 Why yes why is why, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 because where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 (edited) First you should give your definition of a proximity. Do the two alphas of Centaurus compete? Edited November 25, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkerbal Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 No they butt @kerbiloid's head 20000 times How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck could wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 20 kilos How do I add two numbers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piatzin Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Grab some paper, write 'numbers' on them, and then staple them together! Voila, two numbers added together. How do I eat kiwis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 You would farm them in a garden, pour water, put fertilizers. When they get enough big, catch them, kill and fry. How do the cats hunt cows and pigs in wild nature? Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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