Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Yes. They then get rid of it using Wereshampoo. When will this forum die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 When human beings run out of stupid questions. Why would anybody want it to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 A stupid question. But really, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 They wouldn't because when the last stupid question is asked the person dreaming our reality wakes up and we disappear. Why is it whenever anyone says the phrase "in a minute" it's always more than one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Relativity. Your minutes differ. If there are sixty seconds in a minute, so how many firsts are in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Only 1, you only get 1 first. If you spend a minute in the event horizon of a black hole, how long are you there for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Please, wait a minute. Your call is very important for us. Why do they not write "a second" as "a 2nd", while write "the second" as "the 2nd"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Because it would be born "of two firsts" and no one wants that. Besides it's bad enough having a bare bear, a bee just being, or complimenting your complements. So if bending space makes you faster than light, and punching through space makes you teleport, would kissing space make it feel better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Yes the breakfast monster will eat calvins and Hobbes tree house. Spoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Spoiler A nospoon. A nother nospoon. Three nospoons. *** If there is no spoon, how do they no what's a spoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Because to no a spoon they must first know a spoon. They use the teachings of the Magic 8 Ball for this So if you know when to hold'em, know when to fold'em, know when to walk away and know when to run, why do you still lose poker games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Cause you forgot and counted your money at the table, there will be time enough for counting when the dealings done. Do you think the trees are happy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Every time when somebody falls to provide them with a fresh portion of fertilizer. Why do they think that in Matrix they said "No spoon!" ? Maybe it was "Know spoon!" The subtitles may be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Subtitles are never wrong. It's the actors that are wrong. If a spoon is in orbit around Earth does that mean you can scoop the Milky Way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 yes, it scoop the ocan. what happen if we have ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Desert. If you could only have 1 utensile, what would it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 A wallet. Which model of the Tesla car was owned by Tesla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 The first one. Who is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Yes, who is. Why do the "ice cream" and "eye scream" sound similar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Because they both have extreme reactions from the public. Why are the road signs different in different places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Some states allow guns, other don't. Why distract the driver's attention with the road signs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb_Needs_A_Parachute Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Because they can't contain the road departments who put them up. Why do we need roads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Where else would we use sidewalk chalk? Why is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush if you have a hound dog and a shotgun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Because the thing in the bush can be another hunter with a hound dog and a shotgun. Why do they keep hunting animals when a microscope allows them to provide a mass genocide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Because everybody who says, "Look how smart I am" as they place the barrel against the side ot their heads and ignite a combustible, removes 1 more Darwin Award winner from the gene pool. Why do people believe in something simply because they are told to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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